10 - Animals with lightsabres. You heard – Geekologie

9 - Dear Roger Federer: just what in the name of hell do you think you’re playing at? – Bestweekever

8 - Ever wondered what happened to dear old Ian Dransfield? Well here he is doing podcasts about computer game, the bloody GEEK – Play-Mag

7 – Horrific dance-based crimes, revealed in song – Mychemicaltoilet

6 - The first part of an epic ‘top 40 UK number ones’ list – Interestment

5 – Keith Floyd died yesterday. Here’s something respectfully fitting – Watchwithmothers

4 - Do you want to win some cupcakes? Oh, go on then - Domesticsluttery

3 - Second tennis video of the day: this time it’s of Serena Williams being a cock. BEING a cock, not HAVING a cock. That would be wildly offensive – Amygrindhouse

2 – Stuart Heritage tries to relate to teenagers, probably fails – Your-Life

1 - Dear Susan Boyle: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO…