10. Owls are stupid. However, their idiocy can make very pretty imprints on windows. There’s a gallery! – TwitTwoo

9. Idiot.

8. Samuel Beckett used to give Andre The Giant lifts in his truck? What? Really? – Amazing

7. A woman is so fat that she finds a kitten inside her. – Maow

6. Amnesty International do funny birthday joke on loads of people. No seriously. It’s a funny, funny video. – Japes

5. A lady cuts off her husband’s dangly bits. Then lobs it down a chute. – Member

4. Morrissey fans searched for meat at gig. Honestly. – MozzaIzzaDick

3. Cool Star Wars trailer thing for computer game whatsit! – Zap

2. Katie Price shows flesh shocker (on twitter) – AmyGrindhouse

1. Smart Debbie Harry interview with those fine folk at The Quietus – FlashIsBack