Yes, yes, we know – you came along to hecklerspray to see what pithy crap we had to say about that skatey Buffy The Vampire Slayer getting pregnant, and we let you down.

As usual it's all technical difficulties blah blah blah server crash blah blah blah – but it's all fixed now. Probably. On the plus side, being up shit creek without a paddle for so long has meant we've had a bit of time to look around and – you know what – shit creek's quite a nice place. We moored up, had a chat to some of the shit creek locals, had a whirlwind holiday romance with a shit creek cattle girl, that sort of thing. Seriously, you'd like it there.