The suburban nightmare is over.

After rigging your house with kiddie balloons, the neighbours get the finger and you rocket to the heavens, free to enjoy your sick misanthropic fantasy… then you realise you have to share it with a tubby little tosspot.

Pixar’s cleverly titled Up is the tale of a pissed off 78-year-old who dreams of exploring the globe by using his house as flying ship. When Carl Fredricksen finally decides to eject from his pointless existence, he finds an eight-year-old stowaway named Russell hanging out on the porch.