Well, it’s almost that time of year. You remember, right? The time of year when the two Snow White films come out at exactly the same time, injecting new, vampiric life into the classic tale of Snow White. No seven dwarves here- just TEENAGE ANGST.
Although, if we’re being fair (which we rarely are) the film deserves some credit for taking on a darker note than we had expected while the idea of watching Kristen Stewart engaged in a “who’s hotter” contest to the end of the earth and back with Charlize Theron fills us with the same sense of dread that one gets when you’ve just contracted gastroenteritis.
While you’ve got that image in your head, why not have a look at the trailer and see what you think?
Not much, we’d wager.
Snow White & The Huntsman is releas- oh, who cares?
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Emm says
Actually it is a very intense and very visually pleasing trailer. Good animation , scenery, dynamic pace.
sim says
I agree with Emm. I couldnt care less about Kristen Stewart or Charlize Theron(although Charlize is bangin) but the trailer does its job. Whether or not it will live up to the splendor remains to be seen. You gotta take these movies for what they are, and that is mindless entertainment that lets you forget how boring your lame ass life is for an hour and a half.