As Mike Tyson has proved, being the heavyweight champion of the world is a sweet job – not only do you get paid millions of quid to work for an hour a year but you get to threaten to rape every female journalist who tries to interview you.
But not everyone wants to go the Tyson way – if Reverend & The Makers were the heavyweight champions of the word they'd write a cheeky little indie disco song about 'leccy bills' sung in a sort of Arctic Monkeysish accent. No, wait, Reverend & The Makers have already written that song – and called it Heavyweight Champion Of The World – and released it and everything, and they're not even close to being heavyweight champions of the world. If you ask us, Reverend & The Makers need to walk it like they talk it and jump into the ring with Ruslan Chagaev before they start making proclamations like that.
Oh, and Reverend & The Makers are playing Fopp in Tottenham Court Road on Saturday, but you need to get a wristband from the shop at midday or else you can't go.
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