The golden rule of advertising crappy products is that they’ll seem less crappy if you get David Hasselhoff to endorse them.

It’s a crap rule, by the way, because the only people who ironically like David Hasselhoff are clueless, easily-pleased bottom-feeders who’d literally soil themselves if they ever happened to blunder across an original thought of any kind. Nevertheless, the makers of Ready 2 Rumble Revolution thought it was a risk worth taking. The result is either hilarious or so depressing that you’ll want to strangle the world to death and lock its corpse in your cellar, depending on if you’re us or not.