There aren't that many white rappers from northern England who copy their look from Uncle Albert out of Only Fools And Horses, but at least Kid Acne's doing all he can to remedy that.

We literally don't know the first bloody thing about Kid Acne – honestly, we don't know who he is or what his album's called or anything – but on the basis of Sliding Doors we might be tempted to go and find out. Sliding Doors by Kid Acne is a party banger and no mistake – it sounds like such a messy sound collage that it reminds us of The Go! Team trapping Vernon Kay in a big jar and shaking him until he gets really upset – and fans of nonsense lyrics and barking pop videos are going to find a lot that makes them happy here. And until someone records a number one hit entitled Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, Sliding Doors by Kid Acne is easily the best song ever named after a Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

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