We're reliably informed that Kevin Michael is setting the internet on fire at the moment. The reasons given for this web-based arson are based around Kevin Michael's "eclectic sound" and "soulful look," but that's all a lot of bum.

The reason for Kevin Michael setting the internet on fire is that the video to his new song Vicki Secrets is full of girls writhing around in their underwear. Stuffed with them, in fact. The video to Vicki Secrets by Kevin Michael has got enough models in underwear in it to actually cause some hormonal teenage boys to spontaneously combust on sight. And, since Kevin Michael himself is a weird-looking chap with a ridiculous afro, the message of the Vicki Secrets video is clear – if this goonish fool can surround himself with underwear models then so can you, you pasty underdeveloped 14-year-old.

What does the song Vicki Secrets sound like? There's a song?