Calvin Harris. He's got both love and hugs for you if you were born in the eighties – which includes at least some of the hecklerspray staff – but he's apparently got more love and hugs for you if you were born in the sixties and are called Kylie Minogue.

But maybe we'll have more luck with the new Calvin Harris song, Merrymaking At My Place. In Merrymaking At My House, Calvin Harris basically just lists all the things that he can do with his house over some stripped-back rigid funk. That's obviously going to enough for you watch the video of Merrymaking At My House by Calvin Harris – but if it isn't, rest assured that you'll be missing out on a video of Calvin Harris having a glamorous party with a flock of beautiful people round his Nan's house. While basically just listing all the things he can do with his house.