There is an ancient British rule, imposed under Oliver Cromwell in 1641, that orders all citizens to watch a video of a toddler screaming "MOTHERFUCKER! I WANT YOUR BLOOD!" each and every Thursday lunchtime.

And this is where hecklerspray turns law enforcer, since we have that very thing for you right here, in the form of the History's Stranglers video by The Bronx. As you're soon to become hopelessly aware, The Bronx revel in the art of the filthy, grimy, dirty glam stomp. History's Stranglers is the first taster from The Bronx's self-titled new album – we've heard it, and it's immense – and it sets the scene with violent effect. And then there's the History's Stranglers video… we don't even know where to start with that, but we'll have a go when we get back from the vasectomy clinic. We booked an appointment about three and a half seconds into the History's Stranglers video, you see.

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