Rod Stewart with his lad in his hand, standing over you, pulsatingly erect. Do you like that image? DO YOU?
Well, Penny Lancaster clearly does, as she’s permitted Rod to put his rod in her, and now she’s got an ickle baby growing in her bellyhole.
Rod, preempting comments about his extreme age and cadaverous appearance, states:
“As a parent of a new child, I'll maybe only be around for 25 years at most. But it will be a happy, loving 25 years.”
I suspect what he meant to say was “As the parent of a new child, I’ll… er… what? Who are you again? What? Is it Thursday yet? When’s Countdown on? Are you my mother?”
The new baby might only have a dad until it’s of university age, but luckily it has plenty of brothers and sisters: Rod ‘Knobber’ Stewart has six other children from previous relationships, including Kimberly, 30, Sean, 29, Ruby, 23, Renee, 18 and five-year-old Liam. He also used to have a kid called Sarah, but he swapped her for drugs or someth… wait, no, she was given up for adoption. Sorry.
Well, good luck to him I suppose. But ladies, if you’re reading this, be careful. Rod might be just around the corner – don’t let him make a baby in your special place. He’s got a face like a melted shoe.
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JRoth says
Yes I do.