Sometimes when animals attack humans the result is tragic, like Steve Irwin with the stingray and that magician with his massive angry tiger. But that's because the animal doing the attacking isn't a monkey.

Seriously, monkey attacks are brilliant. When we were younger a monkey in a zoo actually pulled a boy's arm off and nobody seemed to mind because it was a funny monkey. And that was a monkey attacking a little boy – so imagine the pleasure you'll get from watching a chimp clawing away at the face of a nobsack doing keepy-uppies. OK, so it's a viral for MonkeyMag, which seems to be some kind of new free internet Nuts-y magazine that's giving a car away to someone – but that's not important. What's important is that a monkey attacks a man and some girls scream.