Amidst all the terrible Hollywood films that came out this year was The Business – possibly the second best film about cockney gangsters in a hot country ever made (after Sexy Beast, obviously).

Once you’ve got over the novelty of watching a bunch of 1980s cockneys walking around a villa going "Fack! FACK! Fack! Fack off you facking cahnt! Bollocks!" all over the place, The Business – starring Danny ‘Kent Paul’ Dyer – is a pretty nifty little rites of passage movie. And one with a message, too. That message being ‘Don’t ever go abroad or someone will cut your head off.’

Because The Business will be released on DVD on January 30th, we’ve got a spiffy clip of The Business to show you. There’s a chance you might decide to start to strut around like some kind of hopeless mockney wideboy after you’ve seen it, though. You have been warned.

Watch The Business clip now