Daniel Radcliffe can't do right for doing wrong – and by that we mean that the Harry Potter film studio is angry about Daniel Radcliffe taking all his clothes off and stabbing some horses in the eye in worship of a mental horse-god in front of everyone.
Or that's what we thought anyway – but all reports of Warner Bros getting narked because Harry Potter keeps getting naked in the new run of Equus have been quickly denied by Warner Bros itself. In fact, Warner Bros are so in-tune to the hype and hysteria surrounding naked Harry Potter that it's doing all it can to insert footage of Daniel Radcliffe's naked penis into all the old Harry Potter films for a new special edition DVD boxset – yes, even the one where he was an 11-year-old boy, the perverts. Unless we're wrong and, since we just made that last bit up, we suspect we are.
You may not have realised it, but on Friday night Harry Potter got his cock out in front of an audience for the very first time, because it marked the first preview of Equus – or That Film Where Harry Potter Takes His Pants Off And Stabs A Horse's Eye Out to use its more common name. And anyone thinking that Daniel Radcliffe's premiere in Equus would be commemorated by some surreptitious photos of a 17-year-old boy's genitalia getting zapped around the internet will be sorely disappointed – so far, only the theatre audience has got to see Daniel Radcliffe naked.
But don't worry, you vaguely paedophilic creepoids are not the only ones to be disappointed by naked Equus Daniel Radcliffe – at the weekend it was being rumoured that Warner Bros, the movie studio that makes the Harry Potter films, was upset that its carefully crafted 'Harry Potter kisses a girl for the very first time' PR campaign for the forthcoming Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix movie has been utterly undermined by the less carefully crafted 'Harry Potter gets naked, stabs several horses in the eye with a metal spike, worships an invented horse-god and shags a girl (but you don't see it going in)' Equus PR campaign that was backed up with pictures of Daniel Radcliffe sort of naked.
In fact, the rumours even went as far as suggesting that Warner Bros was so worried that Daniel Radcliffe's penis would undermine the last three Harry Potter movies – and the final Harry Potter book Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows – that it was planning to sack Daniel Radcliffe and hire a brand new Harry Potter, one that ideally would have no genitals whatsoever. But Warner Bros has been quick to dispel these rumours. It loves Harry Potter's pee-pee, and Digital Spy quotes a Warner Bros spokesperson as saying:
"Daniel Radcliffe is an extremely talented actor, as well as a great collaborator and friend to Warner Bros. Pictures. We've had great experiences working with him on our films and fully support him in the artistic choices he makes as an actor."
So it looks like no matter what Daniel Radcliffe does, he'll be stuck playing Harry Potter until the moment that JK Rowling inevitably kills him at the end of the next book. So the last few days have seen Harry Potter get naked and Lord Voldemort boffing a flight attendant in a plane toilet. The law of averages, therefore, suggest that it won't be long before Hagrid goes and does something horrible with his penis – and when that happens we'll be calling on Daniel Radcliffe to use his metal spike for good and stab our eyes out.
Good for Dan. If if he wants to do something other than be known as ‘the Harry Potter kid’ for the rest of his life, he needs to act now.
Obviously he’ll be known as ‘the naked Harry Potter kid’ for the rest of his life now, but beggars can’t be choosers
Chris Munro says
why is Harry Potter doing this I am so dicustid I have always loved Harry potter books, movies, and games and know he’s soing this why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think dani is relly really stupid that he is so make the world be surprised hahaha but its really really disgusting
wat he did was a little crazy and kind of sudden but he is sooooooooo hott right now. if people thought he was ugly before they are gonna think he is sooooooooo sexy right now! i do too!!!!!!!even though he is gonna b known as the naked harry potter boy for the rest of his life.
i hate the fact that he’s smoking though. he’s gonna kill himself!
he has nice abs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
What I find the most is that you people complain about it. It’s one of my favorite thing about Harry Potter heckler’s and other assorted idiots. So quick to judge a person. Oh god, he might be in another movie, for him, it’s a job. So what if the movie is distasteful to some? Harry Potter Books and Movies have distastful to thousands from the moment that it hit the shelves.
But I saw Harry Naked!! Erm..well if you didn’t want to see it, you wouldn’t have looked. -laugh-
So what? Naked Harry Potter, Oh no. *rolls her eyes* It’s not rated for little kids to see it, you idiots, so who cares? Get outraged over something that your little kids is never supposed to watch in the first place, seems kind of hypocritcal to me.
He decided to do a movie, that has absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter. Geesh, he better get his priorities in line. (that was sarcasm, btw)
The thing that I find the most amusing is how people judge others, just because they are actors or movie stars, or even royalty. So, he grew up, he did a partially naked movie picture. He is an actor after all people. Did you think that he would forever run around as a little eleven year old waving a stick?
All I can say is good for you Daniel, I’ll definitley go see Eq. As for “Hecklerspray” ..such small minded views are just that, small minded. Have fun in life with that kind of viewpoint, ready to judge one and all.
After all, who died and made you snape?
*sticks out her tongue at the hecklerspray website*
Good for you Warner, and Daniel. Tell the critics and bad-mouthers where to stick it.
Why does the world care what daniel radcliffe does with his life?? key word it HIS life not the rest of the world’s! If you wanted to do something and a lot of people in the world got mad how would you feel about it? the reporters just report it. we have no right comment and criticise his life. if he wants to run around naked on a stage and stab horses in the eyes with metal sticks; let him do it.
BUT OUT OF HIS LIFE AND GET YOUR OWN!! >=0
i am made about Danial, whatever he does, it is his right, and i think he is really good actor, i become more excited when i read about his new moive
carry on my dear Danial
well, i think that there’s something wrong in dan’s brain. a mental disease would fit perfectly with his sympthoms..
but ,whatsoever, it’s not only his fault. he is who people and fame has made him to be.
umm to be honest with all of you, if daniel wants to do acting other than harry potter then i think he should becuas its somehtng hes really good at and i mean its his job so w/e. its gonna be kinda weird watching the movies now knowing that all you can think about him now is his dick (eww) but its ok i stil love harry potter so…
keep up the good ork dan
Roy Le Pre says
His acting is genuinely quite good. Compare it to the numpties in Hollyoaks if you want stark… contrast.
Daniel do sometin like this!!
im so mad because, he change so far..
how much he got money for doing stupid thing like this!!!
This is absurd with Danielle Radcliffe who remind you is still a minor in a play as a syco kid who gets turned on by riding horses naked and then stabbing them in their eyes. Not to mention the sexuallity of the play. I will no longer be able to watch or read another Harry Potter book or movie. Yeah he is good looking but… doing this gives many people a completely different outlook on things that he is doing other than that play and being Harry Potter. Sure it is not our right to try to control his life… something like that should have waited till he was at least of age. People in america can’t buy porn untill they are 18 but a child can go see this play and basically see porn right in their faces and not to mention the violence.
This upsets me deeply seeing as to how well of an actor he is and growing as a human being then to expose himself in such a manner. I am sure that plenty of people feel the same way.
wall i did see harry potter dick go to on googel.com and put i want to see harry potters dick and go to the frst won and you wiil see