Wait? What? Britney Spears Sent Naked Photos To Her Bodyguard? What? Really?

Remember that bodyguard that Britney Spears hired? Now, you may be thinking that she’s got many, many bodyguards in her employee files. However, we’re thinking of the one who slapped her with a lawsuit for sexual harassment last year.

The wonderfully named Fernando Flores claimed that Britney would bend right over, in front of him, while wearing no scads, glistening beads of primal sexual arousal sparkling in the sun like jewels. Yes. He went into a lot of detail like he was ghost writing for Jackie Collins. Or The Sun’s problem page.

Well, he’s now claiming that Britney sent him naked pictures and he’s threatening to unleash some of these explicit naked photographs from his pay-as-you-go mobile phone.

Flores filed a $14.5 million sexual harassment suit against Spears and where he claimed the singer made

“repeated, unwanted sexual advances and harassment.”

He then signed off with a flourish and said that she also hit her kids with a belt. A belt made out of terror and pain or something.

Sadly for Ferdy Florist, the Department of Children and Family Services found absolutely no evidence of such behaviour after investigations.

And here he is again, telling anyone who will listen that he’s going to release “embarrassing nude pictures” of Britney that she allegedly sent to him.

Or he downloaded from Google images, complete with badly photoshopped Britney head on top of an adult actresses body.

A friend says:

“There are explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile.”

“He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.”

“Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”

Britney, obviously, is saying that this whole thing is a crock of bollocks.

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