Comments on: Wait A Minute, Rihanna Was PREGNANT!?

By: star69

star69 — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:43:12 +0000

all yall are so dumb and retarted…tha last message that was sent on there was jus pure d stupid….and u know good and well that baby (if she is pregnant) is not by no dam billy dee williams with his old ass….and i guess dats it..

By: penis man

penis man — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:25:07 +0000

my penis emploded

By: your daddy

your daddy — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:11:38 +0000

Unless there’s a fourth option that we haven’t accounted for, like it was Chris Brown who was pregnant.

probably, after all he’s obviously a bitch.

By: neakey

neakey — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:24:49 +0000

well if you ask me I think they relly have feelings for each other they should have never let that get around.I still love Chris Brown and I don’t think he did thatI don’t think he would do anything to hurt Rihanna in any kind of way and I still have respect for both Rihanna AND Chris Brown!

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:43:53 +0000

i think that chris hit rihanna for being an ass. even if rihanna was pregnant he shouldn’t of hit her. that is JUST WRONG.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:25:01 +0000

Oh, man…how could I have missed Jaleesa’s comment?

Jaleesa – for you and your ilk, here’s a ditty.

Handsome star Rock Hudson was gay,
The studios kept that hidden away,
His looks had all the ladies swooning,
So they kept schtum about man-spooning,
Not saying Chris is, not saying it’s true,
But if it was they wouldn’t tell you,
The fact he gets your knickers wringing,
Keeps the store tills all ker-chinging,
You’ll only find out after he’s dead,
That he liked eating sausage in bed.

(I’ll be here all week folks. Tips go in the glass on the piano.)

By: Sleepless in Seattle

Sleepless in Seattle — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:16:57 +0000

Chris Chris Chris….You are so stupid! You had a great career going and then your young ass goes and messes it up by beating your girlfriend up. There’s really no way you can get out of this, the entertainment world is against you and those pictures of RihRih’s face all battered up is really sickening. Next time you decide to put your hands on another female…think twice, you idiot!

Your EX Fan!

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:01:19 +0000

I’MA TELL YO BITCHES ITS BILLY DEE WILLIAMS STRAIGHT UP LOL

By: JoeMomma

JoeMomma — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:15:01 +0000

I’ll go with the baby in the stomach thing, her picture here on hecklerspray looks Zombieriffic!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:59:46 +0000

I suspect that Rihanna merely had a Cabbage Patch Doll stuffed up her jumper. Chris (being as his defenders say ‘only young’ and ‘just nineteen’) was understandably confused by this, had a brainstorm (not the good kind), and defaulted back to using the primitive satellite brains in his hands.

By: Julian Mentat

Julian Mentat — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:44:56 +0000

I think that Chris Brown did nothing. I think that Coco was present at the scene, and Coco beat up Rihanna when she said “Why can’t you use the SHIFT LOCK?”

(See, Coco, you’re not the only one who can write total crap to get Chris Brown off the hook. )

By: Jaleesa

Jaleesa — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:40:29 +0000

Stop lyin Chris Brown ain’t gay so plez get yo shit 2gether Bitch!!!!!!!

By: BaBy_D

BaBy_D — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:24:38 +0000

Fucking (A)… LEAVE THERE LIFE’S THE FUCK ALONE!

By: nae

nae — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:21:07 +0000

chris you should be shamed!!! thats all i have to say. dont ever in your little life put your hands on a female! its called being a jerK!!

By: Tom J

Tom J — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:16:52 +0000

Are they sure the baby isn’t in her stomach? Because I can fully believe that she eats babies.