Glamour model Katie Price (aka Jordan) announced on Tuesday that she doesn’t ‘think’ her husband has been cheating on her.

The former page 3 girl blamed her suspicions on PMT, claiming husband Peter Andre’s unusual enthusiasm for the gym and adventurous sex was cause for concern.

Well guess what Katie… nobody ever paid you to think. Here’s further evidence that women create elaborate conspiracy out of absolutely nothing. It’s a bit like cooking.

“On Christmas Eve, we had 12 people over but Pete wanted to go to the gym,” said the model to her former employer, The Sun. “He was obsessed with it and I did wonder why he was going so much.”

Insania singer Peter just wanted to work on his pecs it seemed, but wife Jordan would have none of it. “I was starting to get fit and wanted to put a bit more effort into our love life and mix it up a bit,” said Mr Andre. “But because I was doing it differently she thought that meant I was having an affair.” Signs of tension were clear in episodes of ITV’s reality show Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter Stateside when Jordan unleashed the fury over deleted text messages and a late night visit to the cinema. Jordan, who banned Peter from having sexy girls in his videos, kept a jealous eye on the singer throughout their US adventure.

“I definitely thought something was up,” she added. “I don’t think he’s cheating on me anymore. I had bad PMT that day.”

Things appear to be more stable for the turbulent TV couple, who plan to run the London Marathon on April 26th for charities NSPCC and Vision. They revealed plans to have another baby and Jordan says she’ll start after right after the 26.2 mile run. “We’re going to begin trying the next day… I can guarantee I’ll be pregnant this year.” After adding to their throng of three, the couple have also vowed to adopt but deny that they’ll be following Madonna/Angelina/Bruno’s celebrity baby craze.

“We have spoken about adopting a disabled child,” said Peter “There must be so many out there that need a home.” A remarkable insight, Mr Andre. You come up with all sorts of clever ideas. “I am going to write the word ‘Jade’ somewhere on me,” he added. “There’s no charity for her but it’s just a personal thing I want to do. I said I was going to do it a long time ago and I’m not going back on my word.”

[story by Alex de Moller]

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