Vince Vaughn In Cheaty Aniston Lawsuit Rumble

Share this:

Vince Vaughn Jennifer Aniston Cheat Split Sue LawsuitWhen it comes to dealing with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, it's important to deal only in facts. And the facts are that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn haven't split up, unless they have.

OK, so genuinely, uniformly confirmed facts are hard to come by when discussing Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston – the couple that have reportedly got engaged or split up more times than anyone else this calender year – but one thing's for sure; Vince Vaughn didn't cheat on Jennifer Aniston with a mysterious blonde woman in London. And if you say that he did then Vince Vaughn will flipping well sue your bloody tits off.

It's difficult to pin down the exact status of the relationship between Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. It's fair to say that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston made a film together that managed to bring us closest to walking out of a cinema than any other this year, but aside from that, who knows? At various points this year, reports have said that Vince Vaughn had proposed to Jennifer Aniston, that Oprah Winfrey was buying the couple an $8 million wedding and that when Jennifer Aniston wears clothes, she does it quite well. Who's to say that these reports are anything less that a terrible pile of horseshit? After all, Jennifer Aniston does like to remind the public that we're all insane bull eaters.  

Most recently, reports were suggesting that Vince Vaughn dumped Jennifer Aniston by phone recently, although Jennifer Aniston went on TV to deny it. However, tabloid pictures of Vince Vaughn apparently doing the smoochy smooch with a blonde woman at a theatre in London seemed to make it clear that Vince Vaughn was over Jennifer Aniston. But those pictures just made Vince Vaughn angry – so angry that he's threatening to sue anyone who said he ever cheated on Jennifer Aniston, as People reports:

In a statement released by the London law firm Schillings, Vaughn – described by his attorneys as the "Hollywood actor, also known for being the partner of Jennifer Aniston" – is said to be filing a "legal complaint" against "The Sun and Daily Mirror newspapers … and the New York Post." Vaughn complains that papers "published allegations that he was caught kissing a mystery blonde whilst attending a charity event on Sunday (Oct. 8) at London's Old Vic theatre. Mr Vaughn will say that the articles suggested that he was unfaithful to Ms Aniston, with whom he had allegedly ended his relationship only a week before." The statement continues, "Ms. Aniston and Mr. Vaughn had not ended their relationship either at the material time or since. … The suggestion that he was having a passionate embrace and kiss, or has ever been unfaithful to Ms. Aniston, are false." 

Thanks to Vince Vaughn's angry spouting fury about suing people who said that he'd cheated on Jennifer Aniston, we're taking it to mean that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are solid as a rock. That means it's time to start another bunch of pretend marriage rumours…

Read more:

Vince Vaughn: I've never cheated on Jen – People

[story by Stuart Heritage] 

Headline Name: Email: subscribed: 0 We respect your privacy Email Marketingby GetResponse

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>