Of all the members of the Village People you’d expect to be in court on drugs charges, your first choices would probably be the cowboy or the sailor, one of the ones with a disrespectful career like that. But the Village People cop? On drugs?!

Sadly, that’s the case. Victor Willis, the original Village People policeman, is in court on drugs charges stemming from his arrest in March. And Victor Willis has pleaded no contest to the charges, which is hardly surprising since the police claim they found all kinds of cocaine and drugs paraphernalia in the car. The real police, that it, not the Village People police. Oh, this is going to get confusing, isn’t it?