The Earth is a big place full of water, clouds, deserts and the occasional country. Now wouldn’t it be rubbish if everywhere was the same?

If everywhere was depressing as, say, Hartlepool, then nobody would feel any joy. Thankfully, various countries have their own differences. America gave us extra large portions and Scotland introduced us to the worst sort of diet possible. And the UK? Well, after chomping on the national dish of curry and imported lager, it’s time to finish the evening off with a fight.

One country which is constantly admired for its general mentalness is Japan. Honestly, pretty much anything goes over there, and the place has a lot more than cute girls eating bits of fish wrapped up in rice and seaweed. Now the ladies have gotten weirdly angry and want to hurt themselves for your pleasure. Video after the jump, of course…

Don’t fret poppets; we wouldn’t divert your attention to something like that if it was real. Even we’re not that wrong in the head. Instead this is an old clip from a Japanese movie called Tokyo Gore Police.

Like you, we don’t have any idea what’s going and, yes, we are confused about why someone made a fake commercial with girls stabbing themselves. But did it amuse us for ten seconds? Yes, it certainly achieved its aim. So thank us by sending chocolate.

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