Vanessa Hudgens: The Tonguey, Lesbian Almost-Kiss Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical is famous for singing wholesome songs about how everyone is special in their own way – and Vanessa Hudgens is certainly special in her own naked, borderline whorish way.
Less than a week after 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens' goody two-shoes public image was obliterated by a photo of her standing around completely naked, Vanessa Hudgens has done the only thing she could – she's tried desperately to divert attention away from her naked pictures. How? By being in a bunch more pictures that show Vanessa Hudgens pretending to bite another girl's breast, Vanessa Hudgens wagging her tongue about in a cunnilingus-y way, Vanessa Hudgens crawling about on a bed in her underwear, Vanessa Hudgens almost kissing another girl with tongues and Vanessa Hudgens appearing to try and kiss her own knee. Her own knee! Is there no end to this girl's depravity?
There's still no word about the High School Musical future of young starlet Vanessa Hudgens, who gained an army of slightly dirty middle-aged male fans this week after it was revealed that naked pictures of her had been spread across the internet like a gift from heaven terrible, awful act of sordid bad irresponsibility given that she's a role-model for millions of children and all. It makes sense, though, that Disney should keep Vanessa Hudgens on for High School Musical 3, because what is High School Musical if not a pale retread of Grease, albeit a retread of Grease where Sandy takes everything to its natural conclusion and runs around naked, biting on Rizzo on the tits in the flying car during We Go Together? Huh?
Fearing for the future of her career, Vanessa Hudgens has already apologised for the first naked pictures, but the new flock of risque Vanessa Hudgens photos that have emerged on the internet might have undone all the good work that the apology started to achieve. Because now that there are photos of Vanessa Hudgens larking about in a vaguely lesbian way with some other teenage girls, she's leapfrogged the $500,000 that Girls Gone Wild recently offered her and is now in a prime position to solely star in those hardcore European hotel-room pornography films that are so explicit it's hard to watch them without bringing up a little bit of vomit. Or something. The Sunshine Coast Daily reports:
New racy photos of Disney star Vanessa Hudgens have been posted on the internet, showing her posing in her underwear and horsing around with girlfriends. The 18-year-old and her gal pals are shown poking their tongues out at each other and the camera, cuddling up and sharing air kisses. Some of the photos on the “Right Celebrity” site show Hudgens posing seductively on a bed and doing a striptease.
This fresh controversy has caused Vanessa Hudgens to pull an appearance on the Jay Leno show, because not only would her interview be dominated by questions about her naked picture scandal, but also insiders claim that the interview would be the longest period of time that someone has pointed a camera at Vanessa Hudgens without her talking off all her clothes and/or trying to jab her tongue into a girl's mouth, neither of which would be very appropriate given recent circumstances.
Hopefully, though, this is as far as the Vanessa Hudgens naked photo scandal goes – she's young, she made a mistake and it's time for her to try and rebuild what's left of her career, plus what young girl hasn't put her tongue three inches away from another girl's tongue and posted it onto the internet? – although at the rate these photos are being leaked onto the internet, we'd guess that it's just a matter of hours until you'll be able to download a photo of Vanessa Hudgens bringing a farmyard animal of some sort to climax.
Oh, go on then – here's the latest bunch of Vanessa Hudgens photos. They're not that rude, in honesty, but you still might want to be careful.
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OMG, this is the stupidest ever. I guess you guys have never been a teenage girl or had teenage girl children. If you really think that these pictures are racy then you need to have your eyes examined. The “story” I just read on here is such a farce and totally riduclous. You really need to get some newsworthy stories and look for some real news, not make some up.
Oh my god, get the f@#ck over it. Oh no, not faux kissing between teenage girls… Girls in their underwear, what has the world come too!! I mean, really, with all of the crazy, f-ed upped things going on in the world, is this really news? So she’s a normal teenage girl. The only reason I can see anyone getting upset at this is if they are a seriously sexually repressed person, or have some issue with girls, teenagers, this person in particular. I mean really, get over it…
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This is f’n stupid. it’s just teenage girls acting like teenage girls.
Who gives a damn about cliche stupidities so common amongst high school girls? It is the thing to be “bi-curious” and so a girl has to pretend to be at least or she isn’t up-to-date anymore. It’s stupid, it is childish, but it isn’t anything for Disney or the crazy-ass mothers in America to get upset about, or for you to sashay out in your pink prose to lambaste. Stuart, it really sounds to me as if you want to vomit when seeing a hotel porn flick because they show naked women faking orgasm and not mano-a-mano swordplay.
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It’s all over the news. Get a life. Americans self-censoring is getting ridiculous.
In Europe nobody would even notice that.
You must not have anything else to talk about. Heck, if I wanted to, probably dig up some morbid pictures of yourself from family members. Yes, she is human. An attractive one at that. This reminds me of the Britney Scandal at the MTV Music awards this year. Everyone is saying Britney looked like such a lard butt on stage. Get real! She weighs what, 130???!!!!!
Borderline whorish? Have you ever had sex?
These “new pics” that people are now talking about have been seen before, i have seen these pics on youtube about 6 months ago and nobody found it to be racy, she was just being a normal teenage girl
Everyone has a wild side. stop busting everyone else’s balls and let them be.
Geez, these are very tame. No, I’m not getting “knee biting,” “breast biting,” or even “air kisses” out of what these. You had better get a life.
What a bunch of sh*t, leave this girl alone. What normal kids havn’t done this sort of play acting. Is she on drugs? Is she driving around town drunk? Is she giving blow jobs in airport parking lots. What kind of stupid sh*t did you do when you were 16, 18 or up to 35 yeah I’m talking about you JWB. As the father of four very lovely “normal” girls looks to me as if this young lady is acting out like a “normal” teenager. We could all be so lucky to have such a talented “normal” kid…yes I am also talking to you Mr & Mrs. Hilton, Lohan and Spears. If this is the extent of her “trouble past” I say leave the kid alone.
hOt picture! =)
It seems to be the only person the least bit shocked by these most recent pictures is the writer, who desperately needs to get a life. No one seems to care. Take that as a hint. And why is it that the other girl’s identity is shielded? Seems a little hypocritical to me.
The behavior described could pretty much be shown in prime time family hour and not cause a sensation. Why is this even news?
Man, this site is really getting some clueless commenters lately.
Does nobody realize that they’re reading Hecklerspray?
This is a humor site, people, not a news site. It’s satire.
Wow the author of this article seriously needs to have kids some day. At least 75% of high school girls have taken pictures like the most recent ones we have seen. Of course the nude ones were bad but the tongue picture? Not even close to bad. Kissing her own knee? Now you are just trying to be stupid. The fact is the new pictures are normal, and you are just trying to be a hater. Grow up.
I have teenagers and have looked at their Facebook and Myspace pages. Approximately 100% of the girls have similar pictures. Leave the poor kid alone.
Guys….this article is a satire. It’s not real. Come on now.
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American hardcore porn is harder than euro porn believe it or not.
I agree with every comment above me. This story attempts to make a sensation out of normal teenage behavior. She is not ACTUALLY making out with any girls, she is not naked and romping with ANYBODY, how is this anything near european pornography? Are you a puritan, or did you really just have that much trouble making the deadline to write a post that you made up a story to sensationalize?
Who the hell is Vanessa Hudgens? I hadn’t heard of her at all until the media got worked up in a frenzy over some nude pictures. What is she notable for (other than posing nude, something that takes SO MUCH TALENT)
to Vanessa:
girl, i want you to know that everyone here in the philippines thinks you’re a role model. But when all of these came, i admit we are really disappointed. However, we are still beside you and we are still HSM fans. Hope you’ve learned your lesson. These will make you a stronger and better person.
The problem with this is the media has made such a big deal out of NOTHING. They need to stay the hell out of peoples lives and try reporting real news.
The picture in this article goes to show they would try and make something out of anything they can get. Lesbian almost-kiss? Thats just a joke.
One more reason for Islamic fundamentalists to hate us.
I found your article far more offensive than what you are accusing her of.
Um guys, this is a satire. Its making fun of the over reaction people are having to these pictures. Those of you who are getting angry at the writer try reading the article again with the analyzing skills of a 9th grader.
This could be the most horrible article written on the Vaneesa Hudgens story yet
she can suck my dick. i won’t think anything bad of her. anyway though, that’s what boy/girls do after going through puberty: advertise sexuality. we are sexual creatures even if religion attempts to deny it
Entertaining Article. It’s not so offensive as tyler611 would have you beleive.
If a hot woman can’t pretend to be a lesbian and pose nude in this country then the terrorists have won!
Yeah, call me a middle-aged prude, but I actually DO give a shit that this hypocritical little twat let somebody take soft-core pics of her. Who cares if it’s “normal” and “usual”? Wow, if that’s true, then a majority of teenage girls think it’s okay to display themselves like meat. Deeeelightful. Get a clue, girls: you’re not objects. Don’t give it away, and for God’s sake have the sense to know not to let someone photograph you in the nude.
Vanessa is naked??????
So what, and who cares. This is a fine example of the press creating work for themselves. This is not even tabloid worthy.
Can you please post a link to some uncensored pictures (she is over 18 right?).
The biggest fear that righteous americans guys have is that some TV/tabloid fanatasy american chick turn up in a dirty porn movie and be ‘taken advantage of’ by some inferior non-american, like some french sailor or a bouncer, guy. Actually, these are relatively civized righteous american guys since others mostly don’t know than anything else exists past that gas station or follow the news about the latest american adventure war to keep them happily convinced how great men they are.
Every single person who wrote in to say this article is stupid needs to get a fucking sense of humor. Oh, and Miss Nell, here you go: YOU ARE MIDDLE-AGED AND PRUDE. Nobody is treating ANYBODY like an object here, least of all Hudgens to herself. She is having a three letter word called F – U – N with her friends. She is enjoying her young, and might I say very nice, body. You are so tightly-wound and repressed sexually that you are offended by nudity. Or are you just so jealous that someone can do get in front of a camera naked without feeling ashamed? Probably both, probably more than that even. What a sad life you must live Miss Nell.
This “thread” is far funnier than anything HS could ever have written.
Kudos, HS et al. Job well done.
God the world is full of idiots this days. Anyone who tells you that they have kids and that this is a normal teenage thing can go to hell. SInce when is being a normal teenager a good thing. Do you know what teenagers actually do dumbass parents. But anyways I really think that people should stop writing these stupid celebrity stories and write something about real important news that affect us.
You cannot be serious about this? This is getting ridiculous. No wait the media has past ridiculous a while ago. I’m not a high school musical fan, but the girl makes one mistake and you put her under a microscope. Which if you actually look at that picture it’s not even a kiss and even if it were who cares. There are bigger situations going on than Britney Spears screwing up her life, or some girl posing nude for her boyfriend, or a Miss Teen USA contestant messes up an answer to a question. In case media hasn’t noticed we have a situation in Iraq that needs to be fixed that is far more important than this.
Get a life and leave this girl alone you media scumbags. It’s her body, and her life. She can do whatever she wants and it’s none of your f’n business. OK? Besides, I’d always rather see her with or without clothes than that lard bag Britney.
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They’re not that rude, in honesty, but you still might want to be careful.
who are you, Church Lady?
you might want to consider getting laid before writing anything ever again.
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Oh my god, you’re so right.
I mean all the lesbians I know kiss like that. /sarcasm/
It’s teenage girls screwing around for crissake. Put your bible down and turn off your 1950s time machine and go outside. Get some fresh air; you need it.
I love the tone you take in this article, looking down your nose at anyone who isn’t ashamed of their bodies or doesn’t have puritan values. Meanwhile there are advertisements on this page for racy, porny sexy lesbian pics. Take a look at your glass house buddy.
Hey ROFLCOPTER, that’s a pretty creepy attitude; “She is enjoying her young, and might I say very nice, body.”
I wouldn’t like my teenage daughter to be posting nude pics on the internet.
Still, whatever floats your boat. Creep.
I don’t know what’s funnier, the article itself or the morons ranting and raving about the article in the comments. Funny stuff.
Oh, it’s definitely the morons. No contest
@ Mad_Tony: “American hardcore porn is harder than euro porn believe it or not.” Er, have you SEEN what the Germans get up to?
hi vanessa
i dont no what the fuck u were doin
u must be out of ur fuckin mind!!!!!!!!!!!!