Vanessa Hudgens: The Tonguey, Lesbian Almost-Kiss Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical is famous for singing wholesome songs about how everyone is special in their own way – and Vanessa Hudgens is certainly special in her own naked, borderline whorish way.
Less than a week after 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens' goody two-shoes public image was obliterated by a photo of her standing around completely naked, Vanessa Hudgens has done the only thing she could – she's tried desperately to divert attention away from her naked pictures. How? By being in a bunch more pictures that show Vanessa Hudgens pretending to bite another girl's breast, Vanessa Hudgens wagging her tongue about in a cunnilingus-y way, Vanessa Hudgens crawling about on a bed in her underwear, Vanessa Hudgens almost kissing another girl with tongues and Vanessa Hudgens appearing to try and kiss her own knee. Her own knee! Is there no end to this girl's depravity?
There's still no word about the High School Musical future of young starlet Vanessa Hudgens, who gained an army of slightly dirty middle-aged male fans this week after it was revealed that naked pictures of her had been spread across the internet like a gift from heaven terrible, awful act of sordid bad irresponsibility given that she's a role-model for millions of children and all. It makes sense, though, that Disney should keep Vanessa Hudgens on for High School Musical 3, because what is High School Musical if not a pale retread of Grease, albeit a retread of Grease where Sandy takes everything to its natural conclusion and runs around naked, biting on Rizzo on the tits in the flying car during We Go Together? Huh?
Fearing for the future of her career, Vanessa Hudgens has already apologised for the first naked pictures, but the new flock of risque Vanessa Hudgens photos that have emerged on the internet might have undone all the good work that the apology started to achieve. Because now that there are photos of Vanessa Hudgens larking about in a vaguely lesbian way with some other teenage girls, she's leapfrogged the $500,000 that Girls Gone Wild recently offered her and is now in a prime position to solely star in those hardcore European hotel-room pornography films that are so explicit it's hard to watch them without bringing up a little bit of vomit. Or something. The Sunshine Coast Daily reports:
New racy photos of Disney star Vanessa Hudgens have been posted on the internet, showing her posing in her underwear and horsing around with girlfriends. The 18-year-old and her gal pals are shown poking their tongues out at each other and the camera, cuddling up and sharing air kisses. Some of the photos on the “Right Celebrity” site show Hudgens posing seductively on a bed and doing a striptease.
This fresh controversy has caused Vanessa Hudgens to pull an appearance on the Jay Leno show, because not only would her interview be dominated by questions about her naked picture scandal, but also insiders claim that the interview would be the longest period of time that someone has pointed a camera at Vanessa Hudgens without her talking off all her clothes and/or trying to jab her tongue into a girl's mouth, neither of which would be very appropriate given recent circumstances.
Hopefully, though, this is as far as the Vanessa Hudgens naked photo scandal goes – she's young, she made a mistake and it's time for her to try and rebuild what's left of her career, plus what young girl hasn't put her tongue three inches away from another girl's tongue and posted it onto the internet? – although at the rate these photos are being leaked onto the internet, we'd guess that it's just a matter of hours until you'll be able to download a photo of Vanessa Hudgens bringing a farmyard animal of some sort to climax.
Oh, go on then – here's the latest bunch of Vanessa Hudgens photos. They're not that rude, in honesty, but you still might want to be careful.
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The media really needs to stop focusing on celebrities lives and focus on real important news. What do you think is more important, a story about a girl nude or a terrible, pointless war in Iraq.
[...] don’t hold your breath waiting for an outed Disney lesbian despite what this article at Heckler Spray has to [...]
Flying Coconut, what type of site are you on? Take a minute and think about it. You have the answer? Correct! A celebrity gossip site. Now realize you’re a moron.
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Well I guess it is some progress that people are starting to take thoughts and write (type) them down. Now if we can actually get them to read and understand nuance and satire. Too much to hope for?
By way of some background:
America has a self-measured literacy rate of 82%.
As contrast to Cuba’s 98%. This statistic is based
on the survey participants’ ability to read menus
and street signs. Seriously. I’m not making it up.
So, when it comes to the level of being able
to perceive irony in text, America’s literacy rate
is probably more like 30%.
Combined this with a culture that is
over-earnest, humorless, and hell
bent on being indignant and the vast
majority of comments above
begin to make some sense.
Also, please note that Americans tend
to place an exceptional reliance on the written word.
“If you read it, it’s true!”
So, in the American psyche, this IS a news site.
Faullkner is smoldering at 497,000 rpms
right about now.
@JBollcocks:
What the hell is creepy about saying someone has a nice body?? She’s not a child you fucking tool, she’s 18 years old.
The creepy thing is how annoyingly dense you are. Of course you wouldn’t like your teenage daughter posting nude pics on the internet. But then if she was 18 you have no control over that, and thankfully.
P.S. Is your daughter 18? Has your daughter done that? Got a link??
@Capt America:
Yea, many “Americans” who fail literacy tests don’t speak English very well. That’s why the literacy rate is so low. They speak their own languages fine. Whether or not it’s right of us to expect everyone to speak English is a different debate. I am an American. I can write with the deftness of a epinephrine-charged gazelle. Stereotypes are stupid and serve nobody but bigots.
I don’t get it.
If it were anyone else famous, no one would care.
But because she was on a Disney Channel movie and stuff, she’s suppose to be all innocent and cute or something?
Shhhheee’’sss a pperrrrssooon. I mean these pictures are kind of bad, but I mean, watcha gonna do ? She’s 18 years old. The same age when people go to College and “party” and drink or whatever.
Right? She’s no different.
Except she’s happens to be famous.
thats right ….wwell done/.but the poeple cANn not understand that..vanessa is the mos beatiful girl.she is soooo swweet ..but the poeple hate her becouse she is dating zac efrooonn..halllllooooo people and girls dont be jelous..leve these angels along to live their life becouse zaccc is in love wwith herr ..he is in love with her….she is o good person andshe got the lov of the hotest man in the world zac efron…..sorryyy people ana girls but zac and vanssa are ment to be together………..zac and baby v forever
Hey ROFLCOPTER, you’re a sick fuck.
“Has your daughter done that? Got a link??” I do have an 18 yr old daughter and she thinks you’re a total fuckwad.
Still, I guess most women do, judging by your posts.
dat is sooooooooooooooooooooo FAKE vannessa wud neva do dat
Pleeeeaaase!!!!! That is normal teenager behavior….it’s what’s most girls do !!!!
@JBollocks:
Man you just keep digging yourself deeper don’t you. It doesn’t matter one iota what your daughter thinks about me. The point is, had she decided to take nude photos of herself, then she doesn’t care too much if she’s seen naked. And why should she? What is so shameful about the human body that we can’t see it naked? What is to be censored about something as natural as breasts? And asking for a link to see said photos would merely be no stranger than a person who looks at any other nude person due to the sexual nature of the photo. Might I remind you that there are millions upon millions of people who engage in this behavior, and that this behavior is the norm rather than the exception. Might I further remind you that we, Mr.Bollcocks, are sexual creatures. We like sex. We must have sex to survive. And if you truly had a daughter, your own genetic daughter, let alone one who is 18, it would mean that at some point you either had sex or you wonked yourself into a cup and had a woman artificially inseminated with the contents. Judging by your previous comments I would assume it was the latter, since you seem so adverse to the idea of sex or nudity.
where are the nudes i want to see the nude pics
The whole thing about her being in Disney movies keeps coming up….a few things about that, the first: Yeah Britney, Justin AND Chrsitina all started out in a Disney show…..nuff said and SECONDLY…have you seen tv?!?every second advert has something to do with sex, shampoo ads, ads for tv programes, and OH MY GOD have you seen some of the websites like Bebo and Myspace?!?!i’ve seen 13 yr olds with bigger tits than me (i’m 18) and theyr takin pictures with bras on with captions for te fotos like “would you?” and “you like what you see?”.Kids are bombarded with sex constantly with tv and internet so i highly doubt just because a girl who plays a role in a movie takes nude fotos of herself and “lesbian” (which btw is the most rediculous thing iv ever heard of has the person who posted this even seen lesbian photos cause these ain’t lesbian!!!) fotos isn’t gonna make all kids go out and do the same thing and if they do then its only because EVERYONE else is doing it too
she is sick she dont need to be doing this stuff she just want to get attention
Okaii wat the hell is wrong wid u people Vanessa is not a lesbian dats a fake picture u Twats y cnt u just get a life huh? and cassandra ur so flippin stupid she is not sick and tryin to get attention its a bluddy fake picture.
i dnt care if the picture is fake or real,i dont know and i dont care if she is or is not a lesbian,but i just think its a normal thing for teenaged girls to do and as im being the same age as her,i think shes hot and shes just caught my attention a little bit more now,but seriously, get over the silly pictures. everyone does imbarasing things in their life and everyone has private lifes,so leave vannesa hudgens alone for god sakes…
They are ALL queer in the entertainment industry- it’s in their genes!
I can imagine… in 10 years… GT A LYF BOIZ ALWYZ BEHAYV LYK DAT!
I hate Vanessa Huggens now!
FINALLY, “NWO” comes forth with indisputable evidence that homosexuality has a genetic basis. Thank you for freeing us from this “Nature vs. Nurture” debate, “NWO”.
I hate vanessa huggens she is a bad girl and I am sad for her
ps:are you going to do high school musical 3
I Don’t think that Vanessa is like that. All the Magazines tell crab all the time. BUt i and my friens still love Vanessaaaa!!!!!!