Vanessa Hudgens’ Naked Tits Dropped From High School Musical 3?
Then buzz it up
October 18th, 2007 at 15:00 by Stuart Heritage
You'd have thought that Disney would love to keep Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 3, purely because of her huge new audience of older, slightly grubby male fans all straining to see how erect her nipples are through her sweater.
But, oddly enough, this doesn't seem to be the case at all. Now that she's mostly famous for taking naked and partially Sapphic photographs of herself and getting them plastered all over the internet, 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens' future with Disney's High School Musical seems in doubt. A report yesterday claiming that Disney was dropping Vanessa Hudgens from the forthcoming High School Musical 3 has been denied by Vanessa's slaves, but crucially not by Disney. It's all up in the air at the moment, with nobody being able to decide if Vanessa Hudgens will be able to carry on as part of the High School Musical family, or if she'll just make the leap direct to hardcore pornography like everyone eventually expects her to.
The High School Musical series of TV movies has been a phenomenon for a handful of rock-solid reasons: 1) children love to hear songs about how everyone is special, at least until they grow up and realise that their lives are ultimately worthless, 2) it's exactly the same as watching Grease only without that creepy fat scientologist guy titting around all the time and 3) the stars of High School Musical are all so sexlessly attractive that they appear to have been created using the same injection-filled moulds.
And it's the third reason that seems to be causing Disney so much consternation at the moment because 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens, who plays High School Musical's introverted bookworm female lead, has recently revealed herself to be a bit of a massive slut. By now you've all seen the naked Vanessa Hudgens photos that have been slapped across the internet, and maybe also the Vanessa Hudgens almost-lesbian photos, too. It's these naked Vanessa Hudgens photos that have caused such a problem, since they directly oppose High School Musical's key message that chaste abstinence should be your life's goal and that you'll go to hell if you ever become sexually aroused. Or something. It's not as if we've actually watched it.
But now it's time for Vanessa Hudgens to face the music, because OK! Magazine reported that Disney wants her dropped from the forthcoming High School Musical 3: They're Repeating Years Because They're All Stupid. However, as MSNBC reports, Vanessa Hudgens' representatives say that's a lot of nonsense:
“Totally untrue. It is an old rumor… OK! magazine never bothered to fact check with me but they did call Disney who said it wasn’t true, but yet OK! ran it anyway. Apparently OK! magazine was having a slow news day.” In addition, a spokesperson for Disney told Access they are still in talks with the actress for the next chapter in the “HSM” franchise. “We are still in negotiations with all of the ‘High School Musical’ stars,” the spokesperson said. OK! magazine had quoted a source as saying “Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back. They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”
But, as OK! Magazine has noted itself, Disney doesn't seem to be rushing forward to deny that it'll be sacking Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical, leading to speculation that she could be laid off at any time. Disney has a tough choice to make because there will be repercussions no matter what it does. If Vanessa Hudgens is dropped by Disney, she can fall back on that $500k Girls Gone Wild offer from a couple of months ago, but then High School Musical would have to find another screen girlfriend for Zac Efron, obliterating the idea that their characters were soulmates.
And, on the other hand, if Disney decides to keep Vanessa Hudgens on for High School Musical 3 it'll need to address the naked photos to maintain credibility with its young audience. But how? Luckily enough, should Disney want them, we've already written a number of potential songs for High School Musical 3 including Moist, Boys Only Like Sexually Available Girls and the heartbreaking act-two finale My Goodness Gabriella (That's An Extraordinarily Hairy Minge).
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October 18th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
It will be much more difficult for Vanessa’s new fans to watch HSM3. Few will have the nerve to sit in a cinema full of kids to watch it rather than lusting privately in front of their TV. We’ll have to wait for the DVD - Whoops, what a giveaway!
October 18th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
That minge was not extraordinarily hairy! It was below average if anything. You guys have been watching too much porn. I’m gonna tell your Mum.
October 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
This is old shit. Everyone has moved on from this story except from OK magazine who love to make up a new Zac & Vanessa rumour every week. The last one was Zac & Vanessa split up but then they were seen all week together and OK were force to lie and said they got back together when they never split up. Also Vanessa has obsessive fans who would not he happy if she is not in HSM. She and Zac are the main reason people see HSM also the fact that they are together in real life makes it even better for the fans. Disney are not stupid because without Vanessa they might Lose Zac as he is trying to move on from Disney stuff and wants to be taken more seriously. Also most of the young fans will not have seen the pictures. And Vanessa is not a slut how is sending pictures to your own boyfriend slutty?
October 18th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Oh yeah, “s” reminded me. Calling Vanessa Hudgens nasty words like “slut” is counter-productive because it means less girls will take naked pictures of themselves and send them to their boyfriends. If you call every naked girl a slut, then pretty soon the only girls who are naked will be sluts, and sluts are boring.
Although it’s true those quasi-lesbian photos were lame, and lameness is next to sluttiness, we should not let this distract us from the general goodness of girls sending naked pictures of themselves to their boyfriends over the Internet. A word to all the ladies out there: if you’re going to kiss a girl, just do it. Don’t waggle your tongue in her general direction like some kind of redneck Playboy bimbo. That shit is wack.
In closing, I would like to point out that I am no way affiliated with “s”, who is probably posting from an all-night vigil outside Michael Jackson’s secret hideaway. I just happen to agree with his/her last point.
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
there is a lot of rumors and gossip going around. I mean if your going to have a magazine tell the truth if you know it!!!!!!!! or else no one is going to buy your shitty magaizine.
GOODNESS people need LIVES! They have to make a life out of others people life, that’s really sad.
I don’t care if vanessa is in HSM3 or not, I am not a personal fan of hers. But for the kids, it might be a different story. It will break there hearts if she cut because they love her and admire her, but god damn ddon’t admire the NUDE PHOTOS cause that is NOT a good role model but EVERYONE makes mistakes and has regrets even if they admit it or not.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Vanessa how come u posted a namked picture to drake bell
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:08 pm
goodness dont we have better things to do than track others lives! if she was not from HSM no one would even be paying attention to this crap and seriously take the pictures off ! youve wrote bad things about her now let go of the pictures!if your not a teenage girl let me tell you now you dont understand!
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Marissa, on the other hand, is a teenage girl. She understands everything. As do all teenage girls. Frankly I’m surprised we don’t let teenaged girls run the world.
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:12 pm
bad thind u did u are a asshole u got dropped by high school musica !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=0
June 10th, 2008 at 2:50 am
that was wrong very wrong!!!:(
June 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
i think vannessa looks fit in clothe but out of SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE U 4 THAT thx vannessa u lookSEXY
i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell ya it was a mistake but thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love u even more now
June 20th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
you asshole paparsy y cant u leave people alown yes she did a wron thing but u sick son of a didnt have 2 publish it u have ended her acting carea u m******f****** asshole i h8 u sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i feel sorry 4 vanness. vannessa im soooo sorry that those paparsy got hold of those piks im so sorry i hope he rots in hell with all u other perverts
this is 2 u paparsy scumbag "u utter scum bag, pervert ans ahole i h8 with all my heart i hope that happens 2 u and i hope u die a very painful death"