Vanessa Hudgens Gets Sued, Probably With Her Norks Out Or Something

By stripping off and posing for a number of risque internet photos, Vanessa Hudgens became every dirty old man's dream girl - and with that success behind her, Vanessa Hudgens is moving directly into the fetish market.

Admittedly Vanessa Hudgens is moving into a very specialised niche fetish market - the fetish for naked 18-year-old Disney stars who get sued for exactly $150,000 - but it's still a real fetish, and a lucrative one at that, as the owners of www.nakedlawsuitdisneyteens.com will tell you when they're back from jet-skiing around the Caribbean. Anyway, our main point here is that Vanessa Hudgens is getting sued for $150,000 by a lawyer who claims he hasn't been paid. Readers should be warned that this story doesn't expressly revolve around Vanessa Hudgens' naked honkers, vagittyfidget or bum-bum, although there will be plenty of cheap shots regarding the matter along the way.

If you ever wanted proof of how successful Disney's High School Musical cable movies have been, you only need to look as far as Vanessa Hudgens. A series of lewd Vanessa Hudgens photos have been posted across the internet recently, showing 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens naked and playing at being a lesbian - and still High School Musical fans have rushed to Vanessa's defence, claiming that Hudgens is only doing what any normal teenage girl would do. While we'd argue with that judgement - we've met plenty of teenage girls in our time, and getting them to send us naked lesbian photos of them has proved to be damn near impossible - you have to respect the passion of her followers.

That could be because Vanessa Hudgens immediately apologised for the naked photos, but the time comes in every girl's life to realise that you can't solve all of your problems by giggling coquettishly and telling a handful of eight-year-olds that you didn't mean for them to see directly up your love tunnel on the internet. And that's the case now, as one of Vanessa Hudgens' old lawyers has decided to sue her for $150,000 over something to do with Vanessa Hudgens that shockingly doesn't involve any amount of teenage nudity whatsoever. E! Online reports:

The scandal-tinged High School Musical star was sued Monday for breach of contract by her former lawyer who says that the 18-year-old hasn't yet paid a $150,000 bill. In his complaint, Brian L. Schall claims that Hudgens has raked in more than $5 million from songwriting and recording deals that he helped negotiate starting Oct. 1, 2005… "Perhaps Vanessa Hudgens, the star of Disney's High School Musical and its sequel, needs to go back to school to learn a very basic lesson in contractual obligations," the lawsuit reads. "If you ask a lawyer to work for you…you are—no matter how talented and successful you may be—supposed to pay the lawyer for his work."

Of course, there's no way of verifying that Vanessa Hudgens really does owe Brian L Schall $150,000 in legal fees but - even if she does - the money that Vanessa Hudgens has made from High School Musical and its accompanying ventures will surely cover the amount asked.

However, with Disney still not committed to sticking by Vanessa Hudgens after the naked photo scandal, that $150,000 will seem like an awful lot of money should she get fired from the High School Musical franchise. But all is not lost - if Vanessa Hudgens accepts the $500,000 Girls Gone Wild deal she was offered last week, then she'll be able to pay off her legal fees and still have £350,000 to spend on whatever she likes, although we've got our fingers crossed that 'some clothes' figures highly on the list.

But will a one-time, half-million dollar deal really be able to sustain Vanessa Hudgens for the rest of her life if she loses her lawsuit and Disney fires her from High School Musical? Of course not, and that's why Vanessa Hudgens should think fast and look for a different career before it's too late. Like porn. Vanessa Hudgens should do porn. Porn porn porn. We want to see Vanessa Hudgens do a bunch of porn.

Ahem, that's what some people are saying, anyway. The sick bastards.

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Vanessa's Scantily-Paid Legal Fees? - E! Online