Comments on: Van Halen Ditches Even More Widdly-Woo Shows

By: IronEddie

IronEddie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:18:22 +0000

All those years of boozing has sadly taken its toll on Mr has-been Van Halen.

By: gir

gir — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:33:07 +0000

“Ask Ozzy about touring with VH.”

Well we did, but he started mumbling about slippers and trailed off into incoherence. Not really all that relevant.

“Nevermind you wouldn’t even know who Ozzy is.”

Neither does he, so I guess it all works out.

By: stinkyfinger

stinkyfinger — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:10:18 +0000

Well Golly Ryan if that really is the case then lets wish Eddie a full recovery and let him get right on with killing america, and God speed.

By: Ryan Seifried

Ryan Seifried — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:27:17 +0000

Van Halen was killing america with the tour they were on. I saw them in Cleveland, I think it was their 5th show of the tour.

Let me say that you even using words like Widdley-woodley or whatever, shows me that whoever wrote this is not a fan and has zero bizzzzzzznasssss covering a story on rock. Let alone a great band like Van Halen. This band has been #1 from Day1. Ask
Ozzy about touring with VH. Nevermind you wouldn’t even know who Ozzy is.

By: Ron

Ron — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:10:31 +0000

Well I would certainly be interested in some of music this guy has endorsed over the decades, if hes old enough to go back more than a decade ago.

By: MW

MW — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:49:37 +0000

‘mystery ailment’ defined:

‘Mr. Van Halen is found to be suffering from a mysterious malady, whereby each and every time his fingers grasp a bottle, can, or any glass/plastic container which may contain even trace amounts of alcohol; his elbow suddenly and violently bends, resulting in the immediate discharge of the contents of afore mentioned container directly into the mouth of Mr. Van Halen.’

This could neither be confirmed nor denied by Mr. Van Halen

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:00:48 +0000

“Michael Jackson’s most overrated song”

Nah… Aw don’t be so bitter, mate. One day you might have talent too.