It’s time to close out week-long look at the next scandal to take down a US presidential candidate. It’s been fun. No, really.

That means it’s your last chance to place a bet on it, too – remember, it has to be a new scandal and it has to be confirmed by one of the big cable news channels to count. And, honestly, do you want the joy of hearing that a presidential candidate has driven around drunk to be tainted with the disappointment of not winning any money when it happens? Thought not.

Here are the US election betting odds for an adultery scandal, with help from Paddy Power…

Adultery – Adultery and politics go together like milk and cookies. And there’s nothing unusual about that, because everyone knows that there’s always a magical lusty spark present whenever ambitious young people meet old folk who are desperately ugly, hopelessly self-interested and stink of wee slightly but happen to have a vaguely powerful job. But will any of the remaining Democratic and Republican presidential candidates get caught up in an adultery scandal? Face it, if anything’s going to get them, it’s this. John McCain’s first marriage broke up because, by his own admission, he couldn’t keep it in his pants, and if she’s got any sense then Hillary Clinton’s first job in office will be to find a suitably fat-mouthed intern to have oral sex with just to see how he likes it. Barack Obama seems to be the only presidential candidate not tainted by an adulterous past, although that’s probably because his wife is ridiculously out of his league. Anyway, our advice here is to place a gigantic bet on this and then go and shag one of the candidates. You’ll become insanely rich, although you’ll probably never scrub away the shame of letting John McCain touch you with his willy. Current US Presidential election betting odds – 6/4

Next week – Big Brother betting odds! Maybe! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power US elections betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.