Uma Thurman’s romantic life is a lot like her movie career – all higgeldy-piggeldy and full of useless choices; for instance, it’s been reported that Uma Thurman has just split up with a man who we’re fairly certain she’s already split up with once.

Uma Thurman is no longer romantically involved with hotelier Andre Balazs. Again. Just like she did a year ago. This time, though, we presume that Uma Thurman’s split with Andre Balazs is for good – and that’s sad news for everyone. Well, everyone apart from Andre Balazs, obviously – he must be relishing the thought of a life spent without having to pretend that Paycheck, The Producers, Be Cool or My Super Ex-Girlfriend weren’t steaming great piles of crap every time Uma Thurman asks for his opinion over breakfast.