Our quest to discover the UK Trainwreck Of The Year 2007 isn't even a week old yet, and already we've been deluged with emails from readers wanting to get in on the act.

But here's the thing – writing emails is a) boring and b) slightly labour-intensive our end. So, being the lazy sods that we are, we've decided to make trainwreck-spotting easier for everyone involves – and that's why we've created the UK Trainwreck Of The Year survey.

If the UK Trainwreck Of The Year survey was any simpler, you'd guess it was a Big Brother contestant. Literally all you need to do is click the link below to be taken to the survey. Then you just need to click your first-choice, second-choice and third-choice trainwreck candidates from our extensive list of celebrity idiots – or add your own if they're missing from the lists – and you're done. No contact details to fill in. No shadowy plots to bombard you with marketing emails. Three clicks and you're done.

Remember, a trainwreck is a celebrity who fouled their lived up with sex, drugs, alcohol, law-breaking or slack-jawed stupidity more than anyone else this year. And they must be British. 

So take the UK Trainwreck Of The Year survey now, and help to really take the shine off someone's Christmas.