The deliberations in the Phil Spector murder trial have been creaking along for so long now that people are desperate for anything else to talk about – even hokey nondescript deathish threats made against Phil Spector's judge on MySpace.
According to reports, the MySpace page of 'Team Spector' recently contained a message containing the line "The Evil Judge should DIE!!!!" that was signed off with "xoxo Chelle," leading some to believe that the message was written by Phil Spector's wife Rachelle, although she has denied this. That hasn't stopped the message being investigated by authorities, though – although the investigation may take some time to reach a conclusion because the Team Spector MySpace page is set to private, so the investigators will need to set up their own MySpace page in order to access it, and it's currently thought that they're having difficulty deciding whether to have My Humps as their profile song or something by Avril Lavigne – a selection that could take months to make.
The Phil Spector murder trial is in more or less exactly the same state as it was the last time you checked – no verdict has been reached and the jury is hung and everyone's just watching videos now – which is all helping to make this section of the Phil Spector murder trial the dullest since everyone started pretending that Phil Spector being right-handed was of earth-trembling consequence. You know what'd make the Phil Spector murder trial more interesting? How about semi-anonymous partial threats made vaguely towards the direction of Judge Larry Paul Fidler, the man overseeing the Phil Spector murder trial? Yeah, that's the stuff that dips our cookie good.
Authorities are investigating a message left on a MySpace page entitled 'Team Spector' that apparently called for Judge Larry Paul Fidler to die, in a way that investigators are taking very seriously because the word 'die' was written entirely in upper-case and then followed by four exclamation marks. Three exclamation marks and they'd have dismissed the threat as the harmless gibberings of an over-imaginative adolescent, but four? This bastard's a criminal mastermind, and no mistake. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Authorities on Tuesday investigated an Internet posting that appeared to threaten the judge in Phil Spector's murder trial, as jurors continued to deliberate whether the music producer killed actress Lana Clarkson. The posting was on a MySpace page described as "Team Spector," said Steve Whitmore, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. Whitmore would not comment on the wording of the posting, but Superior Court spokesman Alan Parachini said it contained the words "I love Phil Spector" and "The Evil Judge should DIE!!!!" and was signed "xoxo Chelle." The posting has been removed, he said.
Who could have left all these confusing threats towards Phil Spector's judge? We think we can rule out Phil Spector himself – we all know that his cuss of choice is 'fucking cunt' instead of 'evil judge' and, besides, he only goes online to bid for second-hand lesbian wigs on eBay these days. Could it be Phil Spector's wife Rachelle? After all, the message was signed off with "xoxo Chelle," although you'd have to be a complete dribbling moron to make death threats in your own name against Phil Spector's judge days after Phil Spector's judge has angrily shouted at you, wouldn't you? You know, a real idiot – the sort of person who'd marry a much older man with terrible hair who's a proven woman-hater currently on trial for murde… oh.
But Rachelle Spector has denied any involvement in the threats made against Judge Larry Paul Fidler, which just leaves one last option. Maybe the person threatening Phil Spector's judge was one of the millions of angry, barely-literate nutters who have a MySpace account. Because, let's face it, what is MySpace if not a useful tool for sending furious, grammatically-weak threats to people you've never met?
Read more:
Web Post On Spector Judge Investigated – San Francisco Chronicle
Schmoo says
Ably portrayed by Bruce Willis, apparently.