Dammit, A&E!? What, since Duck Dynasty isn’t buttering your bread anymore you’ve decided giving Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy their own reality television show is?a good backup plan?? Did you see McCarthy on The View?
Incase you day isn’t filled with enough mindless fodder, come 2015 you can watch a 10 part docu-series following the less attractive Wahlberg brother deal with his new bride farting on him and blaming his 1991 rat tail for Down Syndrome.
I still am kind of shocked that Jenny McCarthy actually followed through on her engagement to Donnie Wahlberg.? Not only did she blatantly tell the world that she was way too good looking for him, she?legitimately questioned his sexuality for not immediately getting her name tattooed on his bicep when she lowered her standards and gave him her number.? If that doesn’t scream “meant to be”?I seriously don’t know what does.
Now, the two first met when Jenny met Donnie on her crappy reality?TV show on VH1, titled something I don’t remember nor care to look up.? Donnie himself has had a show on A&E for a while now called Wahlbergers which is actually pretty funny, but all the credit goes to Mama Wahlberg.? Bitch does not play.? It’s more about their family chain of restaurants and not Donnie trying hard to still salvage a career as a boybander, so I also think that helps.
I guess VH1 didn’t rub McCarthy the right way in her no-no parts, because the newlyweds have decided to go with Donnie’s tv home instead of theirs.? Their 10 part docu-series will be called Donnie Loves Jenny, which they are also co-producers of so you can just expect it to be so fucking stupid and warped.
?Not only have we found a new home together, we have found the perfect place for our exciting new projects to live with A&E Network. we're so excited about this deal and look forward to a long and successful relationship creating entertaining and provocative unscripted programming with our partners at A&E. Our feeling is, who better to make our first show for the network about than about us? We love working together and with our crazy schedules this gives us the chance to both work and play together.?
Unscripted?? Haven’t we all learned that when Jenny McCarthy doesn’t have a script to follow and someone telling her exactly what to say we get “VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!” bullshit?? I see a lot of, “Tee-hee Donald, you are so bald and ugly and I am so hot.? Aren’t you just the luckiest old guy in the world to see me naked?!” passive jabs coming from McCarthy.
Plus side, 99% of all couples that put their shit on TV end up divorced, and usually in an ugly way.?So let’s cross our fingers for Donnie Takes Jenny For All Her Playboy Money.??
Molly says
Spot on. This show is SO BAD. They are so fucking weird that it made me uncomfortable watching it. I actually thought it would be good given Donnie’s performance in Blue Bloods and Jenny’s good looks. I was wrong. Yuck. A&E please put an end to this madness!