hecklerspray prefers the association of fat people. Seriously, they’re usually nice, they bounce when they laugh, and they readily accepted us when we became one them three hours into Halloween ’04.

Tyra Banks though, well she might hate those flabby twinkie-chompers, and she is definitely mad that the dumb internet keeps trying to lump her in with them. Banks, after all, is a former supermodel with a very skinny talk show. Portly pictures of the day-time host walking on some cellulite-friendly Australian beach have been electronically passed around the rotund globe like a bucket full of, uh, like a bucket full of candy.

It’s diet candy though.