Tyra Banks Puts On Fat Suit, Craves Handful Of Twinkies

By 586 MEDIA on Friday, November 4, 2005 at 1:30pm2 Comments


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Tyra_banks_fat_suitTyra Banks, in an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, sees how the other half lives by putting on an enormous fat suit. She had this to say about it:

"It seemed like the last form of open discrimination that’s okay, and I decided to put on a 350-pound suit myself and live that life for a day and see what happens. And it was one of the most heartbreaking days of my life."

The topic: Tyra Banks (DVDs) putting on a fat suit, the opinion: it’s phat.

We here at hecklerspray, together weighing in at just less than a
double decker tour bus, and having to really stretch every morning to
snap on the back of our man bras, would like to pontificate on the
matter for a moment or two.

You "skinnies" may not understand the full scope of what’s happened
here. By donning the fat suit and showing it on television for the
world to see, ’twas like a preverbal lifting of a Crisco fueled torch,
calling all heavy set to gather ’round it! No longer must we be ashamed
to double fist the Wendy’s triple quarter pounder, alternating burgers
with every bite! No longer do we need apologise for the weird noise
emanating from our inner thighs when we wear corduroy trousers!

That smell, my fellow cellulite ridden brothers and sisters, that smell
is not cup cakes, toaster strudel or spaghetti! That is the sweet scent
of people not caring so much when we crush their wicker chairs!!

For that, Lady Banks, we salute you.

Also, dibs on the sandwich that got stuck in her back fat.

Read more:

Tyra Banks Models Fat Suit For Show – People

[story by Shawn Lindseth]

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