If there is one thing I know about Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend Tyga, it’s that he’s the absolute fucking worst. He’s allegedly a rapper, but that’s basically a total joke. He looks like Donkey from Shrek fucked a turtle and made him, left his baby mama for her best friend’s underage sister (who he is clearly using to be relevant), wears tacky ass fucking grills all the time and apparently never pays his rent. Ok, so apparently I know a lot about Tyga.
Either way, Tyga’s douchiness has been in the media twice this week and clearly it’s a slow week in Hollywood when I feel a need to report on this shit. This week, Tyga got in trouble for ONCE AGAIN not paying his rent (I’m pretty sure he’s a professional squatter) and having allegedly having a gun at a club, which makes NO SENSE because typically rappers who carry guns carry them because they have beefs with other rappers. You know how many other rappers give a fuck about Tyga? Zero. The answer is zero.
First, let’s discuss the fact that Tyga seems to believe he can just rent homes and business spaces, use them, but never pay the rent. I mean, I get that your music career is an absolute bust and you probably only get a small amount for your appearances on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but maybe you should try living within your means so you don’t constantly have landlords suing you because you can’t afford to live in a mansion. Hell, you can’t even afford to live in a 400 square foot loft above rub and tug that fronts as a pizza joint.
This time, Tyga isn’t being sued by the landlord of a home he squatted in, but instead by the landlord of a building he tried to sell his shitty clothes in. Tyga rented a store in LA to sell his Last Kings clothing line in and my guess is no one bought that shit so Tyga couldn’t afford to keep the store open. Too bad he didn’t tell the store owner, who showed up one day and found the place abandoned, but totally done up in Egyptian garb that cost him $75,000 to fix. Oh, and Tyga owed him 5 months of rent.
I don’t think that Tyga understands what it means to sign a lease and rent a home/store, because that shit isn’t free. You can’t just go to LA and be like “Yeah, I’ll rent this mansion and this store to try and sell my shit clothes. Oh you want money for that? LOL Nah.” Either way, the fanciest hobo around id being sued yet again and I can’t say I’m surprised.
Every time I think that maybe Kylie Jenner isn’t a total dumb ass 18-year-old with too much collagen and money than she knows what to do with, I remind myself that she’s fucking Tyga and I’m like:
Anyway, Tyga is also under fire because apparently he was at the club last weekend with his adolescent girlfriend who was totally allowed to be there, and someone in his crew (maybe even him!) had a gun on them. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Tyga has a crew?! Yes, apparently so. And apparently they can afford guns. Or can’t. Maybe it’s a leased gun and he’ll be sued because he can’t pay for that either. It kind of seems like, between the guns and the wigs and the tacky ass jewelry, Tyga and Kylie want to be this generations Biggie and Lil’ Kim which is legit the funniest thing ever since Tyga has zero talent and is built like Oscar Proud, and Kylie Jenner has no talent and could never EVER compete with this glamour:
Chris says
The person who wrote this is literally the saddest person ever. HAHAHAHA,
HATING LEVEL:- 10000/10
Josie says
You had me at Donkey from Shrek
CBreezy says
fuck you man. obviously you’ve never listened to any of Tyga’s songs because most of them are actually pretty dope. Also, He’s featured by other rappers including lil wayne, drake, chris brown, etc. in many of there songs. so, news-flash, people like tyga. maybe not you cause youre a fucking dumb ass and you obviously dont know my boi tyga.
Young Thug says
@CBreezy Same dog. Same. Fuck this nigga. Tyga’s the fucking man.