Nothing spells ‘Successful 27th Birthday’ quite like burying your face in your teenage sugar mommy’s tits, am I right? Hollywood Hobo, Tyga, turned 27 this weekend and I’m sure he celebrated in style because I doubt Kylie Jenner spared any expense on her boy toy’s big day.
On Tyga’s actual bday, Kylie posted some sexy topless pics of the two together, and by sexy I mean totally disturbing because Tyga is a fugly grown man who has been using Kylie for sex, money and fame since she was like 16. I mean, I’m pretty sure he actually started dating the original Kylie Jenner before Kris upgraded her to Kylie 2.0.
Kylie 2.0 shared these two pics to Instagram to celebrate Tyga’s birthday, captioning them ‘Happy birthday baby’ and ‘Irreplaceable’.
I know Kylie kind of went to fake high school and got her diploma from Ryan Seacrest, but I’m actually surprised that she doesn’t know what the word irreplaceable means, because let’s be real, she could 100% find herself another scrawny wannabe rapper, struggling to pay child support boyfriend if she tried. Very very replaceable indeed.
And is it just me, or does Kylie look like some sort of Batman villain in that second pic? Like a less hot Harley Quinn or something. That second pic looks like Harley Quinn hooked up with Chester Cheeto to steal all the cheezies in Gotham or some shit.
Since Tyga is poor af, he didn’t have a Kardashian level birthday celebration, but instead had a little surprise party with Kylie and his four-year-old son, King.
I actually feel really bad for King, because now he can’t get full attention from either of his parents. First, his dad starts dating a pubescent girl with so many insecurities she literally morphed into a different person, and now his mom has another kid with his step-dad/step-uncle, Rob Kardashian. The poor kid can’t catch a damn break.
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