While all the performance videos I watched were great (Beychilla was obviously a whole fucking thing), Coachella was a pretty big let down for me from a celebrity gossip-wise. You know this is true because I’m currently blogging about Tyga and Iggy fucking Azalea.
I had had hopes that The Weeknd and Bella Hadid would be caught canoodling at the music festival, but instead he was off with that fake-ass Instagram deejay, Chantal Jefferies. And speaking of fake asses, I guess Tyga and Iggy Azalea are a couple now?
Tyga and Iggy clearly attended the festival together as they were inseparable the entire weekend and Tyga was often seen with his arm around Iggy during various musical sets.
While I have zero time for Hollywood Hobo, Tyga, I do think this is a pretty good match. Both Tyga and Iggy are both barely relevant rappers. Tyga loves women who are 80% plastic, and Iggy loves black men known for throwing their dick around behind their ladies’ backs. I mean, this whole thing REALLY makes sense.
That being said, gross. Just gross. I honestly don’t know who I find less appealing in this duo (probably Tyga), but that’s a sex tape I would pay to have burned.
On the plus side, aside from the mess that is Tyga and Iggy Azalea, one really amazing thing in celebrity pop culture DID occur at Coachella this year:
Yes. That IS Shania fucking Twain with Nicki Minaj and The Weeknd, just to name a few. I have no idea what’s going on here, but this is clearly the greatest Coachella pic of all time.