Two People I Don’t Care About in Lie in Bed Together: Scandal Ensues

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File this under: daily scandal you probably won’t give a shit about. 13-year-old Willow Smith (is she seriously still 13?!), daughter of Will and Jada, posted the above pic on the Tumblr (as my nan would call it) of her in bed with a topless 20-year-old Moises Arias (aka Rico from “Hannah Montana”) and apparently a lot of people are pretty outraged.

I, however, am not one of those people. Willow and her brother, Jaden, are members of Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s crew of “Kids that clearly have no parental supervision ever” (as is Moises, even though he’s 20 and doesn’t really need it now, regardless of the fact he looks 12), so frankly nothing they do anymore shocks me in anyway.

In the pic, Wilow is lying in bed, fully clothed, next to her douche of a brother’s bff, who just so happens to not be wearing a shirt. The two are hardly touching. These kids live in LA so I assume it’s really fucking hot out, or maybe Moises likes to show off the fact that he still can’t grow chest hair, I dunno, but either way I don’t see the scandal in it all.

The Tumblr account also shows some “artsy” pics of her brother and Kylie Jenner in bed together as well as the Jenner girls frolicking around in bikinis.

Compared to other shit Willow has been up to, this picture is tame. In Willow’s new music video for “Summer Fling” she sings about midnight walks on the beach and frolics around with dudes who look way older than her (probably because they are), and recently she spent the weekend at fucking Coachella with the KTCHNPSE Crew (throw back to kids that clearly have no parental supervision ever). Bitch is THIRTEEN! Will and Jada were around in the 90’s, so I assume they saw the movie “Kids”, which, according to the pics they post, the KTCHNPSE Crew is trying to emulate, just upper-class LA style. YOU GONNA GET AIDS, GURL!

 

 

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