Hecklerspray, never knowingly less than 18 months behind the rest of the world when it comes to technology, has joined the Twitter revolution.

Trouble is, though, we don't got no friends. This is where you come along. Become hecklerspray's Twitter follower here and you can see what we're doing and we can see what you're doing and we all become as one and everything's wonderful. Sound like a good idea? Of course it does – especially when you start using Twitter to make pronouncements about how sexually arousing you find hecklerspray.

You've done good before with the hecklerspray MySpace and the hecklerspray Facebook. Now do some similar good with Twitter. We'll be friends forever. Forever! Or until we forget that Twitter exists, which is probably quite inevitable. Twitter!

Become a hecklerspray Twitter follower here