Question: Who’s the main star of Twilight? Answer: Robert Pattinson. Question: Who else stars in Twilight?
Answer: Robert Pattinson’s haircut. Who else? Nobody else. Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson’s haircut are the only two people in Twilight, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bloody liar.
Oh, wait – apparently we’re wrong. Apparently someone called Kirsten Stewart also stars in Twilight. And apparently Kristen Stewart is so annoyed that everyone ignores her in favour of Robert Pattinson that she refuses to be in the same room as him. Possibly. It’s hard to tell. We keep forgetting what she looks like.
You have to feel a little bit sorry for Kristen Stewart. Cursed from birth with a face that looks like a bad pencil drawing of Lisa Marie Presley, she spent years struggling in the movie business until finally she got her own movie. And that movie was Twilight, based on the wildly successful novel of the same name. And she played Bella, the lead character. Fame would be hers at last!
Except it hasn’t actually happened that way. Although Kristen Stewart does technically play the lead in Twilight, the reason it’s such a sensation is Robert Pattinson, the monotone charisma-vacuum who makes all the teenage girls scream because his hair is nice and he constantly wanders about pulling a face that makes him look like he’s trying to work out difficult sums in his head.
But that was fine because, having read the books, Kristen Stewart knew that Robert Pattinson wasn’t going to be in Twilight 2 very much and the spotlight would be back on her once again. And then disaster struck – realising that Robert Pattinson is the only reason why anyone bothers to watch hokey old bobbins like the Twilight movies, the producers wrote him back into the script – and then went and brought in Dakota Fanning to squeeze down Kristen Stewart’s screentime even further.
In fact, it’s fair to say that the only times when people don’t ignore Kristen Stewart are when they’re asking her how good Robert Pattinson is at sex. And that’s why, if reports are to be believed, Kristen Stewart has taken the very mature step of avoiding Robert like the ruddy plague. According to Star magazine:
“She’s sick and tired of hearing about him all the time,” a source revealed. “Except for filming together and mandatory work functions, Kristen refuses to be in the same room as Bob.”
Refusing to be in the same room might sound a little knee-jerk, but you have to remember that it can’t be easy for Kristen Stewart – all the female Twilight fans dislike her because of the time she gets to spend with Robert Pattinson and both the male Twilight fans are probably a bit gay. The poor duck’s not getting any love from anyone.
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Ah excuse me..i didnt watch twilight because of Rob. I watch the movie because of the book and I like Kristen better than Rob in that movie. Dont like him a lot.
The stupidest, totally ridiculous article i’ve ever read about Kristen Stewart. Please, write something a little more plausible and interesting… Without Kristen, Robert wouldn’t have been in the movie. It’s so pitiful that you people, to get some visitors or whatever to your site, tried to make Kristen and Rob a couple but it didn’t work out, it’s no longer a gossip, and now you do the opposite. You’re trying to make it seem like they hate each other… How stupid and ridiculous can you be!!!
You’d be pissed too. He’s got into the instant fame game. She’ll just have to take it with a grain of salt and realize the money and endorsements that are coming her way are enough to chew on. If she lets a bad attitude get the best of her, she’s a sore loser.
that is so stupid !!! I do not believe any words of this interview.
Journalists and paparazzi are so mean to her! One of them said something rellay bad about her, he treated her B*****.
I understand that she might be tired about stupid questions. I am tired of those stupid questions too.
She is not Paris Hilton or other stupid celebrities
you need to quite hating on her!!! kristen is just as much a big actress as rob most of us see this movie because of both of them and the books!! also there are alot of US that like her other movies shes done and she is really good an actress in those as well you need to stop hating on her just because she kissed rob that was an on screen thing! YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE!!! GET OVER IT!!!!
Oh please. By all accounts Stewart and Pattinson seem like friends. And it’s not Rob’s fault the media can only come up with stupid questions about his hair. I’m sure KStew doesn’t hold Rob responsible for the stupidity of the reporters.
Yet another media outlet to jump on to the “bashing kristen” band wagon. This is getting so old.
And I do agree that this is the most absurd thing. You and everyone else can totally tell that Kristen prefers to remain announomous and does not like the lime light.
They are saying she’s a struggling actress? Come on, she’s been in the business for 10 yrs with quite a repoiture. She has 2 movies coming out that she is getting praised in. “Cake Eaters” & “Adventureland”. She has work coming down the pipeline. I haven’t heard much about Robert signing on to anything at the moment? I wouldn’t be surprised if they are going to cast him as a heart throb….I hope he’s smarter than that. He needs to do more Gay scenes for the likes of Perez Hilton and the writer of this article to drool over.
wth! this article is so stupid! stop trying to make KStew look bad! take that article and shove it where the sun dont shine!
seriosly people these days!
Rob and Kristen did say they wer friends what else do u people need to lay off her back? first it was they are in a relationship now its kstew hating on Rob!
who know maybe its so that kstew tries to be a distance to hin as possible for the film! and Dakota Fanning is in it coz she wud make a great Jane! lay off her back!
Who ever wrote this article, has had his/ her brain removed. People went and watched the move, because of the book, because they loved the story!I don’t believe for a second, that the film was so overly successful, because of Robert from the start. the hole cast wasn’t that famous at that point, if I may remind the guy or gal, who wrote this.Plus, Kristen may come off bitchy and maybe that’s why this article has been fantasied and written, BUT she is really grateful for this part and for the fact that she has more options! And the media may make Rob and Kristen a couple, but their not, because they are friends and overly happy, that the film has done SO good!
Stuart, this is the poorest excuse for heckling I’ve ever read. You obviously don’t know your topic, you make quotes without naming your source, and the high point of your sarcasm is based on looks. Very juvenile. Even so, I bet the traffic boosts your exposure, which was transparently your objective.
Amateur.
In Interview With A Vampire Tom Cruise proved that he has more than one dimension.
In Twilight Robert Pattinson proved that there is less than one dimension.
Say what you like, that’s fucking good science, that is.
Er..I’m 100% Thai. And we are totally forgetable. We are not as developed as Japan and Singapore. Thats why they never show up at Suvarnnaphum Airport. Dang.
But you know what? I have good test in movies. I like all Kristen Stewart works. I have everything from Panic Room, Catch that Kid, Firce People,the Cold Creek Manor, Zathura, Undertow, In the land of Woman, The Messenger, Into the Wild., etc. and even Twilight.
We use to sit down and discussed about how great she was after watching Panic Room, she totally stole Foster’s thunder. We became her fans ever since. She’s also so pretty. No wonder why Robert Pattinson fixes his eyes on her even though she’s with a bf.
KRISTEN STEWART does NOT need anyone to tell her how great she is, her works said itself! Why would you think she’d be jealous of her Co-Star. She’s young but not stupid, go check all her works you’ll understand.
To Dan Levy, you suck! talk bad about young woman on TV? You must be so proud of yourself. What a gentleman. Hope you sleep tight at night. And why would you ask about one actor when you’re actually interviewing the other one. So unprofessional! Even a villeger from Thailand knows that fact.
Kristen you rock!
DONT listen to them!
I’ll keep supporting you…from here…
my developing country, Thailand, BKK.
I take back my last comment and ask that it be replaced and/or revised with this following:
Above and below this comment (with exceptions for the erudite who come to mock) -
Your tax Dollars/Pounds/Shekels/Dong at work in education there, folks.
Next parent’s evening…why not punch a teacher? They’re obviously not doing their bloody job…
magnetite:
Why do you have to hate like that?! Sirinna said she was 100% Thai so maybe the english isn’t so great? SO WHAT! It seems like you have quite a bit of self esteem issues to work on. It is obvious by the way you bag on people in the first place. GET OVER YOURSELF!
I am a Twilight fan and I don’t care what other people’s opinions are. People can appreciate something for pure enterainment value. Try it sometime you might be a happier person. As for Kristen and Robert I think they both did an amazing job portraying the characters.
This is the lamest, most ridiculous thing I have EVER read. How DARE you people!?
I don’t wanna see NM cuz it’s hard to stand the unappreciative always angry faced stuckup Kristen bitch’s lame acting but probably i’ll see it cuz Robert Pattinson’s in it.
kristen should admit that farfarfarfarfar more people go to see the movie because of Rob Pattinson than because of her! Get real and knock off the ‘I’m the only real and worthy thing in twilight but people are too stupid to realize it’ attitude and be humble! you are really ruing my twilight fun bitchy. to kristen fans- don’t take out the ‘she’s jealous card’ok? cuz it’s lame!
Poorest excuse of an article I have ever seen. You suck.
Let’s be honest. In the movie they both sucked. But Kristin most especially. My favorite was the scene in the hospital where she’s stuttering all over the herself when she thinks he’s leaving. Oh my, please! The only reason we see the movie is because the book is so awesome.
I really really hope they all do a better job on the 2nd one. Just quit with the overacting for godsakes!
HELLO!!! Of course Robert Pattinson is the main reason we love twilight (the movie), Kristen doesn’t look as in love with him as she should, according to the book, sometimes her voice is irritating, I think she is really bizarre sometimes, BUT I do not believe she is talking all that garbage about Robert, they are friends, they get along, and they have great chemistry on the screen. Just leave her alone, she is only 18 years old, give her some credit pleassse. And ILOVE ROBERT PATTINSON, he is a great actor and HE IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!
Ahhhh!
That was hilarious!!
Thanks for the laugh on a late Friday afternoon!
to Loving the books – we who? i’m not your ‘we’ cuz honestly i don’t even love the book very much! The only reason i’m seeing the movie is ROBERT PATTINSON!!
I agree with this article totally! Kristen Stewart may be an aspiring actress but he aint there yet! Twilight the movie, sucked! It sucked due to the horrific acting of Ms. Stewart and the heinous directing of that wack job Catherine Hardwicke. Robert Pattinson is, was, and shall be the sucess of the sequels! If it wasnt for him no one would bother payihg money to see New Moon. I cant wait til this Twilight Saga is over so he cant do some real movies. The offer’s are out there! He’s just comitted to the Twi-suck saga now. Hey! any of you Ks loving fans going to see her new movie Adventureland? I’ll wait til it comes to satelite. I wouldnt even rent it. Was she high in that hospital scene? All that studdering and awful acting. I blame the director for not re-shooting that scene until she got it right. Robert Pattinson doesnt need Kristen Stewart in the same room with him to get love from fans. However, the entire casts needs him to further their own careers. Rob is georgous, hot, sexy, funny, and talented. If I were Kristen, I would enjoy the second place ride as long as possible.
thanks for your support pahleeeeeese! no matter who you are.
White people have problem with our English sometimes hehehe Im used to it.
for magnetite >>> i dont know what to say.. English is not my mother lang, so i dont feel a thing when you mock me about it. bless you for being so brave to say it out loud. poor us, having to live in the same world with you. I bet you cant speak or write thai. Oh and FYI our money is Baht. Its time for you to punch your teacher now. Unless you never have one.
Peace!
You are the POOREST excuse for a journalist I’ve ever read.
did you even study?!?!?!
it must be so fun to write witty little articles which a elementary school child could have done with their eyes closed.
you have no facts, a extremely unsupported bias…. i could go on.
OH AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO RESPECT A WOMAN!!!
STUART HERITAGE, FUCK YOU
fuck you
this is the dumbest piece of shit i have ever read
unbelievable… lol so how long did it take you to make this article up, oh wait probably the same amount of time it took us to read the first question of this article and know it’s ridiculous, it’s amazing how much time and effort you put into bashing kristen stewart when you don’t even like her.
It’s quite obvious most of the people here like kristen stewart so your wasting your time on making us think any different.
newsflash: we all love kristen stewart, please get a life!!!
Possibly the worst article ever. not only because i think Kristen Stewart is a good actor, but mostly because of the arugements you use. Picking on her physical appearence, which has nothing to do with her acting abilities, is a poor poor angle. Adding quotes from another gossip magazine, do you honestly think you’ll get reliable information from another dish rag? Must be so rewarding and fullfuling as a ‘journalist’ writting for a website that is designed to pick apart everyone else that has made something of themselves. It must be so hard being perfect.
Dear Sirinna, I know your currency is the Baht. Bless you too. My comment was in the moderation queue after yours, so I had no idea that it was even there, let alone submitted just before mine. That was just a curious, but rewarding happenstance.
Your grasp of English seems superb, to be honest. Far better than my grasp of French, German and Spanish – which is functional at best. Let’s just say I’d be hard pressed to argue philosophy in those tongues, but I wouldn’t starve for lack of communication skills if I found myself in those countries.
As for self-esteem, like most egotists, I hold myself in quite high regard. Were it not for the fact that I am both lazy and haplessly incapable of managing to completion any task other than parenthood and blogging, I’d be running the planet. See? Humility too. I shine. I shine.
Twilight is still tawdry rubbish though.
I am a fan of the books and I thought she was a good job as Bella. As for Rob, I believe that his costars like him. Kelln recently said that he’s humble and he’s impressed by Rob’s attitude. Ashley recently was asked to describe her costars with one word…for Kristen she said “chill”. It makes you wonder what she meant by that? I think that there might be some truth to this story to a small degree – I mean I think kstew bashed the fans and now she doesn’t like the consequences. Rob has not bashed the fans NOR has he denied having feelings for her. The fans feel that she’s hurt him and they’re claws came out! Sorry that’s just the way it is. I personally don’t care if she dates HITLER and she is young but you’re never too young to be kind to people! Why is it that all the other Twilight cast are polite and personable and she’s such a snob? Just saying.
<3 magnetite
this is so not true..she would never do something like that…
I think it’s so funny how people can’t find anything better to do with their time besides making up lies about people they’ll never meet. First of all, they are all amazing actors. Second, none of them knew the hype the movie would be when they did it. And third, they would rather be left alone instead of having cameras stuck up their faces while their doing normal everyday things. So stop hating, get your lazy butt away from the computer, and do something productive with your lives!
I swear, even I’d hate to be in that movie if I had to deal with what they deal with on a daily basis. So if they do, big whoop. They’re still making the rest of the series so all of you can dream about a fictional character. Be happy and leave them the hell alone!
kristen stweart should NOT have been picked to play that role she was absolutely crap in that movie and came across as butch! she did not capture bella’s personality very well (yes ive read the book) and what is this sexual tension and chemistry the two had playing the characters that i keep hearing about? the only person that really did look like he was in love was Rob he is a very good actor, whereas kristen looked like she was constipated! and unable to fully express herself she didn’t have me fooled she looked fake, whereas Rob was absolutely believeable thats why the movie has done so well.
I like Kristen better than Rob
Jesus Christ!
Was the creche closed yesterday??
It’s articles like this that make me wonder, if Kristen Stewart’s role in Twilight is so inconsequential and people haven’t apparently noticed her then why do they keep writing about her? I think Kristen is a wonderful young talent, I loved her role as Bella (some of you twi-hard fans will always be on the fence with her simply because she will never be YOUR idea of Bella, she played Bella true to what she thought and did a damn good job).
It saddens me that some people can find nothing better to write than spin, I also like that you’re unable to base any of the article on your own journalistic digging, what did you do, copy and paste?
The first time I saw RPattz in Twilight I fell under his spell. I went back again and again (almost 40 times) to see him in Twilight. He was so mysterious and charming. I loved the heart palpitations when he was on screen. My eyes! My eyes! The pain from his beauty! –But Kristen was a yawn at best. She seemed so uptight and cranky, not exactly how I pictured Bella. I also loved Twilight for Hardwicke’s touch, and for the adorable Cullens. But, yeah, RPattz was the pull.
All the comment above are made by the one person.
Chelle – 40 times! I think you need to see a shrink babes. 2 good (not great) actors who did a decent job. It remains to be seen if they can carry on their success in the grown up non Twilight world. Also the only reason so called ‘journalists’ write this drivel is because silly little girls want to read it!
HATE MUCH I’M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING ON THIS GIRL SHE WAS A GREAT ACTRESS BEFORE TWILIGHT AND STILL GONNA BE ONE AFTER TWILIGHT.
Rob, what beautiful hands you have….
I really hope people dont buy into this garbage writing, I guess you got what you wanted exposure on your article and to lie to get it.
I love Twilight for the wonderful story behind, the great writing of Stephine Meyer and I say Thank You to Kristen, Rob and ALL the actors for bringing it to life not one is not as important as the other.
This is the last time I even check this site for Twilight news. I dont wanna read this crap.
P.S. Im not a love crazed teen either, Im a 30 year ld Twilight fan so THERE!
I’ve heard so many things about Kristen, and I’ve seen so many interviews with her and all of them lead me to believe that she is a major B***h!!!!!! Everything that is said in this article is, in my opinion, completely true! Kristen and her father have said that Twilight isn’t a good movie, which just shows that Kristen is Anti-Twilight. All I know is I love Robert Pattinson!!! And he is Twilight! Not Kristen Stewart.
Get a life baby, it’s time
I love Kristen Stewart’s movies, the way she acts, her personnality, her sensitivity.
Robert Pattinson is absolutely talented too and adorable, love them.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!1 who in this hell can you come in hereand begin to shout at Stuart Heritage who is the funnest man in fact hes’ a mush room???/why don,t you goback to the rock you craawled out of and then sit in there and throw your nasty spitful comments a round?because you sure as eggs are round can,t come in here and do it (throw your nasty spitful comments a round) so if you ever want to even start this thing again (throwing your nasty spitful comments around) then you had better be pripared for Stuart Heritage to bite your head up especially the person called ‘come on!’ like that’s you real name I don,t even think so who you say Stuart Heritage has had his brain remove that is sssooooooo!!!!!!!!!! wrong because I have sin it and its’ the best!!!!!!!1
I heard Robert Pattinson was gay.
Finally! Something that truly shows how big of a Douche that Kristen is. There is just something about that girl that really irks me. She always comes off as an ungrateful little whiner, complaining about people following her with cameras and blah blah blah. If thats the way you feel, then find a new career. Really, you are a terrible actress.
Wow! I don’t think Kristen is jealous of anyone. I’m pretty sure she realizes that 99% of the Twilight fanbase has a vagina, so yeah, Robert has a leg up. I just think people (females inparticular) want Kristen to hate Rob only because of they’re crazy obsessiveness. They’re both still coming out (so to speak) on the big screen. She’s still very young, and he’s use to stage plays and indie films, so they’re pretty even. After Twilight they’ll go their separate ways and probably both become a great success.