Buxom father’s favourite Amanda Lamb has controversially offered her opinions on Sienna Miller’s decision to delay marriage plans to Jude Law.

Amanda’s views on international politics and staunch opposition of Cadbury’s decision to change ‘Caramel’ bars to ‘Dairy Milk Caramel’ are well known. But she’d not yet thrown her hat into celebrity gossip’s ring of fire.

Not until now…

"Yes we did warn them," commented Lamb in a recent Channel Four interview. "We always warn people if they are in a danger zone."

Clearly the non-threatening former model has no time for Sienna’s reputed petulance: "Get yourself a good lawyer and check everything thoroughly." Though such advice is now seemingly redundant with wedding bells only a twinkle in the paparazzo’s eye.

"The best thing to do is to check with the embassy on the red tape – research as thoroughly as you possibly can," she insisted when pressed on Jude’s disapproval of Sienna’s party lifestyle. "As long as there are guarantees that you won’t lose your money."

All this is a far cry from Amanda’s usual role of UN spin-doctor, estate agent and occasional TV presenter.

When asked if she’d overstepped her boundaries Lamb replied: "I do another programme called Housetrapped In The Sun on Thursday nights, you should definitely watch it." Evidently she knows her stuff.

Jude and Sienna’s wonderful fairytale relationship has been under speculation for many hours. With top figures in government apparently dismayed at their difficulty in ‘making it last’, it takes someone with real gusto to actually offer some tangible advice.

"You have to be so careful with Cyprus," warned Amanda keen to have the last word. "My mum has a house in France though so I go there sometimes."

hecklerspray cannot actually confirm any of this interview is in context or anything we said about Amanda Lamb is true. We’re not good like that. 

To read Amanda Lamb’s thoughts on buying property abroad check out Channel Four’s stellar website. She loves a good webchat.

[story by Chris Laverty]