Love tunnel, fanny, pleasure hole, hairy pie: these are all names for the female-only body part known as the vagina.

Now, we’re all aware that some ladies like to sculpt their tits into enormous coconuts for the delight of perverts everywhere. We can accept that. Sometimes we may even like that. Though mostly it does just look a bit silly. Sadly, Sunday night’s TV show – The Perfect Vagina – sunk to a new low on how desperate people are to tweak and mould their bodies.

Plus it had Lisa Rogers on it, which is never a good sign.

Granted, some of the ladies were having surgery on their lower regions to make them look better, if such a thing is possible. But there’s something about the sight of an overgrown mess of skin and pubes that made us want to be sick. It also put us off looking at dirty magazines where ladies “accidentally” expose themselves, which is a cardinal sin.

The show was pretty much dedicated to ladies being poked and prodded in that area. Could this very much be a new world’s biggest penis comment marathon thread with females telling us how big their black hole is? “Mine is so big I can hear the echo for five minutes.”

If you like programs full of stomach churning images of people randomly showing off their problems then this is for you! Just don’t watch it with a girl in the room – she’ll only get upset, cry and pay £35 (we’d say around $70 for our American friends) to a dodgy bloke claiming to be a doctor, so he can flesh out of her vagina with a bread knife like he would with a grapefruit.

We also assume that the excess skin was made in to poppadoms for Indian restaurants that couldn’t afford to buy them from Tesco.

We do love assumptions.