So, as you all know by now, hot babe/super talented actress, Mila Kunis and hot babe/zero talent actor, Ashton Kutcher are engaged. As much as I love Mila and feel nothing for Ashton, I get this match. They’ve been working together since she was 14-years-old, and he was allegedly her first tongue kiss (ok, it was on-screen, but still), so in a way it’s actually kind of sweet that they ended up together.
However, that is absolutely no excuse for this new news that has come out: Mila has agreed to do a guest spot on Two and a Half Men. Two and a Half Men was one of those shows that my mom loved and I was painfully indifferent to back when it starred Charlie Sheen. I mean, when Charlie was on it, it was KIND OF ok, but now that Ashton is on it it’s legitimately painful to watch, so Mila’s agreement to be on the show means one thing: homegirl is seriously dickmatized.