Tremendous Lawsuit Levied Against Kate Hudson’s Shampoo

Does anybody else remember when Kate Hudson’s hair was nominated for an Oscar back in 2001.

There’s reason for that you know. It’s been enrolled in acting classes since the age of four. It’s done stage work since the age of 12, and sometime in the sixties it got its big break playing the part of Charlton Heston’s beard in that Moses movie. We believe that the hair is actually what the Israelites volunteered to follow – it emoted smoke by day and fire by night.

We know this because we’ve seen the original script. It’s quite tattered.

Normally Kate Hudson’s hair earns her nothing but accolades and free head-strokings everywhere she goes. Now though – it’s kind of gotten her into a pretty big lawsuit.

The secret, apparently, to a terrific shampoo is volcanic ash. Think about it – why do you think everyone in southern Washington had such full-bodied heads right after Mt. St. Helens erupted way back when.

It’s a secret everyone in the hair-care industry knows – but they’re not supposed to tell anyone. Kate Hudson did though. She’s allegedly been saturating the media in sudsy shampoo secrets. Or something. Fox News has details:

“In June [Hudson] created and launched her own line of hair-care products alongside her longtime celeb stylist David Babaii, entitled David Babaii for WildAid. The eco-friendly collection of shampoos and other styling aids boasts a unique key ingredient, volcanic ash — but perhaps this isn’t so unique after all.

“The company 220 Laboratories Inc. filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday against Hudson, Babaii and their manufacturer, Universal, for 17 offenses, including the misappropriation of trade secrets, fraud and breach of contract and confidence.”

What most of us don’t know is that the shampoo industry is absolutely cut-throat. An example of this could possibly be seen in the 2006 incident in which a Pert-Plus strike force hijacked a tanker filled with Head & Shoulders, and then dumped it into a lake where seagulls weren’t found with a single flake of dandruff for more than six months afterwards. Sure, it sounds like a win-win, but stocks really spiraled down.

You guys have really got to start thinking more about Wall Street.

The Hudson-related shampoo company defended themselves in an email, and here’s an excerpt:

“We stand by our actions during the research and development process of the David Babaii for WildAid hair care line and believe that 220 Laboratories’ allegations are baseless and without any merit. If we are formally served with the complaint, we will vigorously defend this claim.”

Well however this all goes, we just hope Hudson’s shampoo supply isn’t affected – the 2010 summer movie season pretty much depends on it.

Would you pay to see a predictable romantic comedy where her hair is totally flat? Neither would we. Owen Wilson would though. He says he’s got to feed his collection of her ticket stubs.

It’s not creepy, They’re meant to be.