Tough Rapper Types Love Lindsay Lohan…According to Lindsay Lohan

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June 16th, 2005 at 12:30 by Chris Laverty

RappaLindsay Lohan (DVDs) is not just thinner than a famine victim on Atkins, she’s also God’s gift to tough black rapper types. That’s what she tells us anyway.

“Black guys love me - Damon Dash, P Diddy” she boasted. Though this grand endorsement is principally based on just one phone call.

"50 called my agent for my number. He said he was watching Mean Girls and loved it. I was freaking out!”

Lohan the ‘Black Man’s Kryptonite’? Depends on how highly undercooked chicken drumsticks score on your menu.

"The first thing I thought was, ‘Where’s Eminem?’ I’m in love with him!" proclaimed Lindsay, exhibiting the most remarkable display of colour blindness this side of Jordan’s wardrobe.

We are keen to know how self-assured super babe Lindsay Lohan fares with other races. The freezing purple folk of Liverpool for example, is she your ideal woman?


She likes her food apparently, if that helps?

[story by Chris Laverty]

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8 Responses to “Tough Rapper Types Love Lindsay Lohan…According to Lindsay Lohan”

  1. jus me Says:
    June 16th, 2005 at 8:22 pm

    dear linsy,
    I no this is gonna sound like a movie or somthing but who do you like most who do you love just follow your heart.

  2. haylie Says:
    June 17th, 2005 at 5:09 am

    hey guy whatz crakin?

  3. Lil-hotty Says:
    June 17th, 2005 at 10:44 pm

    Yo Lindsay and media,
    Lindsay man your turning into a bitch I mean it. You where great and all befor, But dont take it offensive I just hate it when people Like YOU use guys U made out with Carter,Valderrama and ur trying Eminem Cum on Eminem Is sooo much better then you! He Hates your stupid Pop He likes Rap! Eminem Dont give up to dat bitch man! Lindsay Change back! If u did it so fuckin easily in a movie do It in reality that movie is gettin to you so move bitch get a life!
    Eminem Rox LINDSAY SUX!
    Peace out!
    P.S. LINDSAY IS A BITCH

  4. stella Says:
    June 18th, 2005 at 12:48 am

    hey guys remember when eminem was like maybe we could amke a movie togetther i thought that would be great i hope they do but eminem said when hes done with his rapping career he will go on doing movies and i think with his daughter he will do some because he wants her to be an actress anway peace yall and eminem i love you no matter how bad your songs are and tahts tha truth i love you soooooooooo much peace

  5. weirdo Says:
    June 19th, 2005 at 8:33 pm

    u carry on dreamin

    50 even sed in his raps he wud nvr date white chick

  6. jesse Says:
    June 24th, 2005 at 10:41 am

    Lindsay Lohan is so cool,
    But i prefer her red hair i understand shes growing up and all but thats no excuse
    and lindsay if your doing DRUGS i mean what the hell are you thinking you’ve got a life a head of you i love watching your movies
    dont turn every one off you
    i still remember you as “the parent trap” and now all this starving yourself or what ever you are doing it just dosnt seem like you
    And you certainly didn’t need to loose weight you were fine and your red hair is beautiful its your trade mark.
    i suggest you should stop givin’ the papers reasons to write about you
    and i hope your not doing DRUGS
    now is your chance to go back to the way you were before.
    serriously when you started modeling at 5 i bett your dream wasn’t this
    you are famous why do all this stuff your doing its damaging your repputation
    you are great i expect a lot from you dont be like parris hilton or nichole richey
    do you want people to like you?
    come on Lindsay do it for your fans
    its just fusstrates me lots of people would love to be you dont be stupid

  7. jucee Says:
    October 31st, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    lindsay is hot, no doubt. eminem’s my rap icon. and em got ta move on and fawk with kim. it’ll be cool if lindsay and em hit it off. i’m not saying that its gon happen but shit, no one can predict what life brings us.

  8. Bobbie Jo Says:
    March 22nd, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    How did Nicole Richey Loose all that weight? And How long Did it take her?

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