Comments on: Top 7 Action Heroes You Could Probably Beat In A Fight

By: Morten

Morten — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:47:48 +0000

I’m sorry, but I don’t think that list is very good.
Mark Wahlberg, Nick Cage and Tom Cruise are all plausible action heroes, and as others have pointed out – the remaining actors on the list are not action heroes.

By: Rusty

Rusty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:06:05 +0000

I think the movie in which Elijah played a bad ass is Green Street which is about football hooligans and is a steaming pile of shit with the young hobbit coming across about as hard as Tom Hanks in Big.

I think more important than how hard they are or are not is the fact that they seem to insist on appearing in shit films

By: Candy Ass

Candy Ass — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:47:22 +0000

Where is Zsa Zsa Gabor in this list??? I can’t believe you f*cks! All your taste is in your mouths! What was that film where Zsa Zsa knocks the sh*t out of a cop and the- wait….Traffic Stop or something. I can’t remember. And Michael Jackson’s baby. And that guy at that Akon concert who was tossed offstage like Satan’s rebel throne from the walls of Heaven….and in GRAND fashion, too! F*CKING funny that.

By: David Schwartz

David Schwartz — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:18:48 +0000

I think Dick Squad is angry. Is he Tom Cruise???

By: bumfluff

bumfluff — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:48:11 +0000

Jon, you’re confusing Ethan Hawke with Guy Pearce, who might have a manly name but is also rather sissified.

By: theWoodpecker

theWoodpecker — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:58:24 +0000

Ethan Hawke was not in ‘the Time Machine’, ‘Memento’, or ‘L.A. Confidential’ — you are thinking of Guy Pearce. Ethan Hawke went action-y in ‘Training Day’ and ‘Assault on Precinct 13′. Ranking an actor playing “boy wizard” hardly qualifies him as an action star. Elijah Wood? Wtf? I’m a little confused at this list. It would make some sense if all the actors picked were actually trying to portray tough guys, but Harry Potter and Frodo aren’t really throwing their hat into the “I’m a bad ass” arena.

By: carmela

carmela — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:56:47 +0000

woo-hoo someone else thinks nicholas cage is crap. i thought i was alone!

By: CptEvil

CptEvil — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:21:04 +0000

mst3kster, I think you have a future as a poet.

This list screams for a cage match. Then we could bet on who would cry first.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:21:44 +0000

Mark Wahlberg actually did time in juvy for stealing cars before getting into acting. He’s a bit more mean streets than the rest of the guys you named. So, he might look fairly weak, but I bet he could actually f*ck you up pretty well.

Oh, and Christian Slater? Where’s he on this list?

finally, @ bumfluff: DiCaprio – Gangs of New York and Hawke – The Time Machine/Memento/L.A. Confidential. Wood and Radcliffe I’ll give you, because they were supposed to look weak and childlike.

By: Dick Squad

Dick Squad — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:39:29 +0000

worst list ever, you steal fucking jokes and make fun of non-action actors while calling them action stars…..elijah wood? fuck, really. leonardo dicaprio? again, really. awesome action movies you all must be watching, then…asses
about robin williams, he was in more ‘action’ movies than fucking daniel radcliffe…..crist…..

you suck, not funny.

fuck you

By: mst3kster

mst3kster — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:53:31 +0000

I enjoyed your list.

However, Iâ€™d like to give a shout-out to Tobey Maguire.

*singing*
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
How the heck does he go to the can?
When he poops, when he pees
Does it run down past his knees?â€¦

By: bumfluff

bumfluff — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:50:19 +0000

Whoever said DiCaprio, Wood, Hawke and Radcliffe were action heroes? I suppose you consider Sharon Stone a serious actress.

By: Kittylitter

Kittylitter — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:25:47 +0000

Q. What do you call a man with no arms?
A. Shitty Bum

Well you brought up arses and shit!