So you played online poker for three hours and won a sum that a Polish minimum wage employee would snort derisively at.
The disappointment you feel could not compare to that of these fine gentlemen of film after learning what the wardrobe department had in store for them. We've all had to wear tights for one reason or another in our life, but even the butchest of men struggle to pull off these fashion faux pas.
So kick-starting the list is a man who drinks ugly and craps failure…
5: Mickey Rourke ? Iron Man 2
Wearing some sort of contortion device normally found in David Carridine‘s wardrobe, Mickey Rourke seems to be going bondage in next year’s Iron Man 2.
4: Sylvester Stallone ? Rocky III
More a tragic reminder of a time when this sort of fitness fashion was acceptable than anything else! Still, Stallone manages to put some camp into the third Rocky film numerous times during the montage as he changes his vest, each time getting smaller and more colourful *shudder*.
Number 3: Sting ? Dune
Some valid debate as to whether Sting qualifies as ?manly? in the first place. Either way this costume made Sting look like a ginger, bullied, repressed homosexual Gollum.
Number 2: George Clooney ? Batman and Robin
We doth my cap to the costume designer on this film – she made Schwarzenegger look like a (Ice) berk but that doesn't compare to Clooney’s horrific ordeal. Is it cold in the Batsuit? It must be with those razor-sharp nips flying out! Matching codpiece doesn't help matters, thus turning comic?s most feared Dark Knight into a bigger camp icon than Robin.
Number 1: Sean Connery – Zardoz
It was an obvious choice but the Scotsman has formed a career on his dripping bravado with misogynistic glee. Then came this costume choice from the (thankfully) forgotten Zardoz. Rumours of Connery being incontinent at the time of filming prompting this choice remain unfounded?
Agree? Disagree? Think there is a man more deserved of the crown than these bunch of camp crusaders? Let us know below?
Si says
The bad guy from the arnie film Commando, with his string vest, fingerles black leather gloves and dodgey moustache has to be the campest hard guy ever.
David Scarborough says
Let off some steam Bennet!
Si R. says
Sean Connery – Zardoz…… It kinda ruins his James Bond films! When i watch one next i’m gonna be waiting in horror to see if he jumps out in that in front of Moneypenny to try and get her in the sack.
As for the campest looking…. Borat in his Mankini! lol
brace says
deniro in golden compass the frilled white dress really matched with his oh wait…..