Grab your joysticks – because today we are looking at the sexiest video game babes ever!
A bunch of pixels they may be – but, let’s face it, for some men, it’s the closest they’ll ever get to playing around with a real woman.
Now, we know what you are thinking – that’s a pretty messed-up list. How could a video game character be sexy? Why not focus on real women instead? And you would be totally right. In fact, we are hanging our heads in shame as we speak.
But wait! When have we ever cared what people thought of us? Besides, we are warming to the idea of a woman with big breasts who does whatever you tell her to do. Not really… so confused.
Of course, scientists confidently predict that due to the fact that the women in video games are becoming more and more realistic there is soon going to be a huge demand for another port. Now that’s messed-up.
Tests have also proved that Lara Croft – the video game character – has double Jessica Simpson‘s IQ. Not that intelligence was really that high on the reasons we find Jessica Simpson attractive. Of course, we are just joking – about the new port thing at least. Anyway, sit back, enjoy and check out the pixels!
28. Konoko
Game: Oni
27. Rei Kurosawa
Game: Fatal Frame 3
26. Alyx Vance
Game: Half-Life 2
25. Alexandra Roivas
Game: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem
24. Cammy
Game: Street Fighter
23. Hana Vachel
Game: Fear Effect
22. Princess Peach
Game: Mario
21. Chun Li
Game: Street Fighter
20. Meryl Silverburgh
Game: Metal Gear Solid
19. Jill Valentine
Game: Resident Evil
18. Orchid
Game: Killer Instinct
17. Jade
Game: Beyond Good & Evil
16. Morrigan Aensland
Game: Darkstalkers
15. Rynn
Game: Drakan: Order of the Flame
14. Sophitia Alexandra
Game: Soul Caliber Series
13. Firiona Vie
Game: EverQuest
12. Mai Shiranui
Game: Fatal Fury/King of Fighters series
11. Samus Aran
Game: Metroid
10. Aya Brea
Game: Parasite Eve
9. The Girls of Dead or Alive
Game: The Dead or Alive series
8. Rayne
Game: Blood Rayne 1 and 2
7. Elexis Sinclaire
Game: Sin
6. Kaileena
Game: Prince of Persia 2 and 3
5. Rachel
Game: Ninja Gaiden 2
4. Ivy
Game: Soul Caliber
3. Ada Wong
Game: Resident Evil 4
2. Joanna
Game: Perfect Dark
1. Lara Croft
Game: Tomb Raider series
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Awesome list, however Alyx Vance should be a bit higher and Christie from DoA is totally hot enough to deserve her own spot.
Also, way to give props to the retro gaming but even having Princess Peach on there is a bit creepy. =)
Princess Peach looks pretty smokin’ if you go in for that whole ‘barely legal, mentally retarded’ look.
totally missed the chick from dreamfall
How was Cammy so low on this list? She’s bangin’
Any way i wanted to share
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This chicks are way more sexy
if u ask me
very sexy… to bad none of them are real.
Top 10 of the best games of 2008
link: http://lista10.org/games/os-10-melhores-games-de-2008/
hugs,
Thata
Cammy! Oh god yeah.
Princess peach is creepy. End of. But probably filth. I bet she’s got one of those tattoos at the base of her spine. Tramp Stamps, I learnt they were called yesterday.
Where’s Lulu from FFX? Eh?
Morrigan looks like Jordan. Or, perhaps, the other way around.
Oh, and Marisol from SSX Tricky. Oh, yeah.
And that Cadburys caramel bunny…
Sorry, getting carried away…
I got wood off the chunky one wearing torn stockings in Quake3 Arena.
Am I wrong for that?
Dude, where the hell is Rubi Malone from “Wet”??? She’s the hottest thing ever!
I feel like if Princess Peach made that list, I should have seen Zelda somewhere around in there…
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