Top 28 Sexiest Video Game Babes

Grab your joysticks ? because today we are looking at the sexiest video game babes ever!

A bunch of pixels they may be ? but, let’s face it, for some men, it’s the closest they’ll ever get to playing around with a real woman.

Now, we know what you are thinking ? that’s a pretty messed-up list. How could a video game character be sexy? Why not focus on real women instead? And you would be totally right. In fact, we are hanging our heads in shame as we speak.
But wait! When have we ever cared what people thought of us? Besides, we are warming to the idea of a woman with big breasts who does whatever you tell her to do. Not really? so confused.

Of course, scientists confidently predict that due to the fact that the women in video games are becoming more and more realistic there is soon going to be a huge demand for another port. Now that’s messed-up.

Tests have also proved that Lara Croft ? the video game character ? has double Jessica Simpson‘s IQ. Not that intelligence was really that high on the reasons we find Jessica Simpson attractive. Of course, we are just joking ? about the new port thing at least. Anyway, sit back, enjoy and check out the pixels!

28. Konoko
Game: Oni

27. Rei Kurosawa
Game: Fatal Frame 3

26. Alyx Vance

Game: Half-Life 2

25. Alexandra Roivas
Game: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem

24. Cammy
Game: Street Fighter

23. Hana Vachel
Game: Fear Effect

22. Princess Peach
Game: Mario

21. Chun Li
Game: Street Fighter

20. Meryl Silverburgh
Game: Metal Gear Solid

19. Jill Valentine
Game: Resident Evil

18. Orchid
Game: Killer Instinct

17. Jade

Game: Beyond Good & Evil

16. Morrigan Aensland

Game: Darkstalkers

15. Rynn
Game: Drakan: Order of the Flame

14. Sophitia Alexandra
Game: Soul Caliber Series

13. Firiona Vie
Game: EverQuest

12. Mai Shiranui

Game: Fatal Fury/King of Fighters series

11. Samus Aran
Game: Metroid

10. Aya Brea
Game: Parasite Eve

9. The Girls of Dead or Alive
Game: The Dead or Alive series

8. Rayne
Game: Blood Rayne 1 and 2

7. Elexis Sinclaire
Game: Sin

6. Kaileena
Game: Prince of Persia 2 and 3

5. Rachel
Game: Ninja Gaiden 2

4. Ivy
Game: Soul Caliber

3. Ada Wong
Game: Resident Evil 4

2. Joanna
Game: Perfect Dark

1. Lara Croft
Game: Tomb Raider series

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  1. J. L. Godly says

    Awesome list, however Alyx Vance should be a bit higher and Christie from DoA is totally hot enough to deserve her own spot.

    Also, way to give props to the retro gaming but even having Princess Peach on there is a bit creepy. =)

  2. Stabby McGee says

    Princess Peach looks pretty smokin’ if you go in for that whole ‘barely legal, mentally retarded’ look.

  3. Shooty* says

    Cammy! Oh god yeah.

    Princess peach is creepy. End of. But probably filth. I bet she’s got one of those tattoos at the base of her spine. Tramp Stamps, I learnt they were called yesterday.
    Where’s Lulu from FFX? Eh?
    Morrigan looks like Jordan. Or, perhaps, the other way around.

  4. Shooty* says

    Oh, and Marisol from SSX Tricky. Oh, yeah.

    And that Cadburys caramel bunny…

    Sorry, getting carried away…

  5. The Dread Pirate Sausage! says

    I got wood off the chunky one wearing torn stockings in Quake3 Arena.

    Am I wrong for that?

  6. RiRi says

    I feel like if Princess Peach made that list, I should have seen Zelda somewhere around in there…