Comments on: Top 28 Red Dwarf Moments

By: roger

roger — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:51:18 +0000

I’m trying to find that quote in the episodes…but which episode was it???

By: Skeggie

Skeggie — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:24:56 +0000

K: Sir they’ve taken Mr Rimmer!!
C: Quick, lets get out of here before they bring him back …

Queeg: Okay suckers, get this into your stupid thick heads. There’s only one thing I want to say to you.
L: What?
Q (as Holly): What’s happening doods? We are tallking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July & August fools! Yes, that’s right, I am Queeg.

(After Rimmer bumps light bees with the female hologram of Commander Nirvana Crane)
N: You know … we usually talk.
R: What do you talk about?
N: Oh, research, new theories, mission profiles.
R: I’m sorry, I must have seemed very ignorant. I hardly said anything apart from, “geronimo.”

By: Rimmer Fan

Rimmer Fan — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:07:15 +0000

Smegtastic! Except for one very important omission: Rimmerworld.

By: Andy Fergason

Andy Fergason — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:34:42 +0000

Don’t forget my favorite, when Lester and the cat are playing scrabble.

The cat only has J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!, which spells out “jasikty”.

it’s a cat word.
its the sound you make when you get your sexual organs caught in something.

jasikty

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:57:48 +0000

you should have put the one in where Hilly is doing the abandon ship alarm.. this is not a drill, this is a drill (sound of a jackhammer).. oh damn now the sirens busted, awooga awooga.. funniest seen ever in the dwarf

By: Olaf Petersen

Olaf Petersen — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:20:53 +0000

“There’s only one problem- the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.”

By: banana

banana — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:05:15 +0000

best.article.ever.

By: shooty*

shooty* — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:13:56 +0000

tongue tied! yay!

By: Kelstar

Kelstar — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:32:59 +0000

I love you for doing this.
You are just perfect.

By: Ironlung

Ironlung — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:02:04 +0000

i wish more than anything right now that there wasn’t a blocker on these vids. even more than world peace.

ill just have to settle for the tag lines…memories

what’s next? nightingales?

By: Stabby McGee

Stabby McGee — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:28:47 +0000

I fully approve of this article. The only thing that could have made it better is my personal favourite: the one where Rimmer recalls the night before, his triple fried egg chili sauce and chutney sandwich…

“Once!”

*open mouth, insert fist*