Top 26 Sexiest Women Of The 1990s

by David Schwartz on March 17, 2009 68 Comments

The 1990s certainly has a lot to answer for.

Any decade responsible for The Spice Girls, Ally McBeal, New Labour and the return of Manchester United needs to take a long, hard look at itself. But the Nineties was also a force of much good. It brought us TV shows such as South Park, The Simpsons, Baywatch, The X-Files and Seinfeld.

OK, so technically Seinfeld and The Simpsons began just before 1990, but this no time to get bogged down in technicalities. We are only dealing with sweeping generalisations today.

Music? Well, it was the decade which saw the rise of Teen Spirit and Britpop, while at the cinema the movies were just as crap as they were in the Eighties. Told you we were only dealing with sweeping generalisations.

It was also the decade of Girl Power – best illustrated by the list below.

Yes, in the latest excuse to trawl through the internet looking for pictures of hot women, Hecklerspray has come up with a list of the hottest women during the 1990s. Believe us, it was not easy to keep the list down to just 26, but we somehow managed it through a potent mix of horse-trading, vote-rigging and coin-tossing.

We also made it easier by only focussing on the women who were present through most of the decade – so no Britney! Also, any sickos looking up this list hoping to see Alicia Silverstone will be disappointed. Sickos. Go get your kicks elsewhere.

26. Louise Wener

A Stu Heritage favourite, the Sleeper singer made a career out of looking gormless.

25. Hope Sandoval

We still live in hope of one day ‘getting to know’ the sultry Mazzy Star singer.

24. Lisa Loeb



Nice glasses.

23. Louise Nurding

Now married to former Premiership star Jamie Redknapp, Louise was the star of UK girl group Eternal, who did absolutely nothing memorable at all.

22. Teri Hatcher

OK, so she’s really annoying now, but think back to the times when she was in Superman. Happy times.

21. Sherilyn Fenn

Love her Twin Peaks.

20. Laetitia Casta

One of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models of all time – and that is some list.

19. Kate Moss


Not a personal favourite, but certainly the second most attractive women from Croydon ever.

18. Michelle Pfeiffer


Nice pussy.

17. Claudia Schiffer


More like Claudia Stiffer.

16. Kathy Ireland


OK, any Sport Illustrated swimwear model is just about perfect – but Kathy Ireland was a cut above.

15. Jenny McCarthy


Picture says it all.

14. Elle McPherson


The Aussie model had one Elle of a body.

13. Tiffany Amber Thiessen

Adored when she played the nice cheerleader in Saved by the Bell, Tiffany’s popularity shown shot up even further when she became a slut in Beverly Hills 90210.

12. Shania Twain


She impresses us much.

11. Shannon Elizabeth


Who would not want  a slice of this piece of American Pie?

10. Winona Ryder


Everyone’s favourite shoplifter.

9. Cindy Crawford


Where there’s a mole, there’s a goal.

8. Marisa Tomei


Loved her in The Wrestler – but why could she not have played a pole dancer in the 90s?

7. Christy Turlington


Put the ‘super’ in supermodel.

6. Gillian Anderson


We would all like to sully Scully.

5. Shannon Doherty

Naughty but nice.

4. Jennifer Love Hewitt


Gotta love the Hewitt.

3. Pamela Anderson


Remember the first time you saw in the red swimsuit? It was a beautiful moment.

2. Sarah Michelle Gellar


Love to see her in the Buffy.

1. Carmen Electra


Filled Pam’s red suit – and then some.

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{ 67 comments… read them below or add one }

Melodie March 17, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I agree with your picks, but your puns punched me in the soul, for real. Why do you hate me so much?

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shooty* March 17, 2009 at 8:13 pm

My god, the pun horror! The pun horror!

Good calls. Not necessarily in the right order, and definitely missing Toni Halliday and Miki Berenyi circa 1992 or thereabouts.

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BestOnlineGamblingCasinos March 17, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Marisa Tomei!!!!No. 1 for me

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Tom J March 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm

I never even got as far as looking at the ladies, I was too bemused by your mention of Seinfeld. Are you seriously trying to say that Seinfeld was a highlight of 90′s television? Where the hell am I, I thought this was Hecklerspray?

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Guest March 18, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Are you kidding me!? This is the weirdest list ever?!?

Louise Wener? who is that? Looks like a dude.

Gillian Anderson #6? What? Why is she even on this list?

Carmen Electra was hotter than Pam Anderson in the 90′s? Really?

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sewside March 18, 2009 at 6:12 pm

MY GOD THIS PUNS!!

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DarwiN March 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm

dude, where is Denise Richards ?

Remember Starship Troopers how you drooled ? :)

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Benny March 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Louise Wener looks like she has a bigger dick than whoever made this list. Gillian Anderson definitely does.

Lacking Heather Graham, Christina Applegate and Gwen Stefani…but automatically void for “Love to see her in the Buffy.”

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John March 18, 2009 at 7:07 pm

This list isn’t in any order right? How on earth can Louise Nurding be 23rd?! She was consistantly in the top 3 FHM 100 sexiest women throughout the 1990s.

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Mr Bungle March 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm

That is the worst photoshop pic I’ve ever seen of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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Andres March 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm

The top 10 of this list is a joke.

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johnny z March 18, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Uh, just a heads up — the JLH photo is a fake.

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Josh March 18, 2009 at 8:07 pm

That pic of J-Love is completely photoshopped, her head looks out of place with the rest of “her” body.

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aron yu March 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm

i dont quite agree..

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Jonathan March 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm

OMG DID ANYONE SEE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT’S PICTURE?

SHOOP DA WOOP!

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Steve March 18, 2009 at 8:33 pm

You should have a porn star from the 90′s. If you do, Asia Carrera or Jenna Jameson.

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LoOp DoG March 18, 2009 at 8:35 pm

I had hopes for such a better list..

And

the picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t even a real picture of her it’s a fake…

A bad fake I might add..

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WTF March 18, 2009 at 8:35 pm

GILLIAN ANDERSON?! I can only assume it’s sarcastic to imply there were only 5 other women sexier than her.

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Frank March 18, 2009 at 9:03 pm

Carmen Electra and Tiffany Amber Thiessan are definitely my favorites from this list!

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mike March 18, 2009 at 9:33 pm

Not to beat the same drum but tone it down on the puns. Plus the Jennifer Love Hewitt pic looks shopped. Are you telling me that out of the entire interweb you found the least convincingly sexy picture of her. I can tell you right now that there are much better pictures of her wearing a corset and fishnets.

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me March 18, 2009 at 9:37 pm

denise richards. enough said.

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bill March 18, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Lisa Loeb and Gillian Anderson? Really? …and I don’t even want to comment on the dude at #26, (but I guess that I just did). Hey, to each his own I guess.

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Cahuenga March 18, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Jebus, how could you forget…

1. Toni Halliday

2. Milla Jovovich

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euclid March 18, 2009 at 10:34 pm

ARE YOU KIDDINGME WHAT ABOUT MILTON FROM OFFICE SPACE YOU
CRAPLOCKER MORMONS?!?!?!

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sir jorge March 18, 2009 at 11:02 pm

I’m going to have to agree

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The Beard March 18, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Enough with the PUNishment, Aiyo!! No, seriously…

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Atari March 18, 2009 at 11:28 pm

Drew Barrymore….

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Annabelle March 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm

Preference for white brunettes, much?

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Drewidian March 19, 2009 at 12:00 am

Obviously put together by someone of european descent. Not that I don’t think that some of these women are worthy of being on anyone’s list. Its just a little biased. they all fit a certain “type”.

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mitchell March 19, 2009 at 12:41 am

seriously, mostly hot. but where the hell is alyssa milano.

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doubleyouteeeff? March 19, 2009 at 1:19 am

What the hell?

You put scully above carmen? do you hate your penis?

Pamela is undoubtedly the ruler of the 90s. There are ridiculous amounts of other problems with this list, but i dont have an hour to write my own.

I do agree hewitt and dawerty in the top 10 though.

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trip March 19, 2009 at 2:56 am

you suck at making lists-the lady from the xfiles is disgusting, and you have her at 6-above cindy crawford? Youre an idiot

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julio March 19, 2009 at 3:18 am

Erika Eleniak?

This list sucks.

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EmperorChow March 19, 2009 at 3:29 am

why are we getting PUNished?

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Lisa March 19, 2009 at 3:41 am

This listing fucking sucks–schizophrenic. Sounds like it was written by people who wern’t alive in the 90s and had to play with wikipedia to make it up. Louise Wener shouldn’t be on any list with the title ‘sexiest’ in it, except maybe ‘sexiest women’s top 26 girls you don’t have to worry will steal your man’

Scully in the top 5? What? I love the X-Files man, but it isn’t because I think Scully is a smoking hot chick.

Put this shit back in the closet and rewrite.

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Bill March 19, 2009 at 5:57 am

These aren’t in the right order; you could have used a real photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt; and I’m sure this list has some room for a few Spice Girls.

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This guy March 19, 2009 at 6:02 am

No Anna Nicole Smith? Seriously?

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Allexis March 19, 2009 at 6:03 am

No Halle Berry? WTF no black girls at all?

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sexy March 19, 2009 at 9:52 am

Nice flashback! lol carmen was my fav too!

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James March 19, 2009 at 10:46 am

Pamela Anderson makes an appearance on this list but Jennifer Aniston doesn’t?
Jennifer Aniston is the sexier one of the two.

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JDubbl-U March 19, 2009 at 7:45 pm

List in WRONG order!!!!
In the 90′s all I ever wanted was Shania and Scully

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seo March 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm

What about Denise Richards? She is a honey and a half.

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magnetite March 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

I can’t remember any of the 90′s. Fortunately, I also can’t remember why I should be worried about that.

Life’s balance is restored.

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Ek Park March 20, 2009 at 3:48 am

I agree…
Suck Suck…
I love your blog.
Very nice pic!

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Optical Illusions And Pictures March 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm

most of them sexy but not all think

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jesvs March 20, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Paulina Porizkova and Stephanie Seymour should be there too

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Red Hot Strip March 21, 2009 at 3:25 am

I agree with few of these, but not all!

I’ve seen better ones during the 90s … but I don’t totally disagree ;)

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sam March 23, 2009 at 9:42 am

some are really hot but some of them dont impress me.

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Gamble April 2, 2009 at 8:38 am

You’re out of your Falkin mind. Have to agree with Allexis. Post is HIGHLY selective.

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anthony p April 4, 2009 at 1:03 am

Im pretty sure that pic of hewitt aint photoshopped, in fact i dont even think its a photo, look like a painting if you look real close

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