Maybe the title could have been: ‘I saw a bear, and it took a dump in the woods’ or even ‘I saw the Pope, and he was a Catholic’. Of course, we are being facetious. Katy Perry annoyingly knew exactly what she was doing.
And we fell for it hook, line and sinker. But how could the thought of an attractive girl getting it on with another girl cause such a swirl of attention?
You see pissed girls in clubs and bars smooching all the time, just for a laugh. And it’s not as if red-blooded men get any kind of pleasure from seeing that, do we?
OK, of course we do. But why? Why does the sight of seeing two sexy girls having a smooch drive men ? and a lot of women ? nuts? Not convinced? Well, put it this way, when we were compiling our ‘sexiest ever movie moments’ list the other day, we did a straw poll in the office. Seemed only fair. Hecklerspray is a democracy after all – sort of.
Anyway, what became incredible apparent was the number of movie clips nominated that revolved around two women getting it on. This could either mean we are all a bunch of lesbians, or that is purely a normal thing to get turned on by. Not that we’d would ever describe our writers as normal, mind you.
With that in mind, we thought it would be fun and a great waste of an afternoon to compile a list of our favourites. Oh, and before you start moaning, of course a lot of them are not real lesbian clinches and are just publicity stunts and movie scenes.
Come to think of it, they all are one or the other. In fact, some do not even touch lips. But who cares? They provided us with a little bit of titillation. Enjoy!
22. Neve Campbell and Denise Richards
From: Wild Things
21. Halle Berry and Britney Spears
From: Saturday Night Live
20. Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman
From: MTV awards
19. Penelope Cruz and Charlize Theron
From: Head in The Clouds
18. Calista Flockhart and Lucy Lui
From: Ally McBeal
17. Chloe Sevigny and Michelle Williams
From: If These Walls Could Talk 2
16. Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
15. Britney Spears and Madonna
From: MTV Awards
14. A very young Anna Friel and Nicola Stephenson
From: All the Things She Said
12. Helen Shaver and Patricia Charbonneau
From: Desert Hearts
11. Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve
From: The Hunger
10. Maria de Medeiros and Uma Thurman
From: Henry and June
9. Joan Chen and Anne Heche
From: Wild Side
8. Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax) and Susannah Thompson Lenara
From: Deep Space Nine
7. Kristin Scott Thomas and Emanuelle Seigner
From: Bitter Moon
6. Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell
5. Nikki Reed and Rachel Evan Wood
4. Salma Hayek and Ashley Judd
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar & Selma Blair
From: Cruel Intentions
2. Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly
1. Naomi Watts and Laura Harring
From: Mulholland Drive